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I am here for Friends

About Me


Mariah Breanna Jackson --

[noun]:

A human transformer (Robot in disguise)

“Your face reminds me of a flower, kind of like youre underwater, hairs too long and in your eyes, your lips the perfect suck me size”
Flower-Liz Phair

“You're not right in the head and nor am I and this is why this is why I like you”
I like you-Morrissey

"I'd swim through 500 yards of molten turds to listen to her fart into a paper sack over the telephone."
-Deadline, Chris Crutcher
This is basically the sweetest thing anyone's ever said about anyone.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

hey PUNK this is MY space...
I'm Mariah, nice to meet you. If you're a creeper you've come to the right place.
There are a lot of people that think I don't like them...and a lot of those people are right.
I am very possibly a prickly pear , but I'm Okey Dokey with that.
I love a lot of stuff, like music, movies, and books.
I'm also irked by a lot of things, like douches, douches, and douches...
Basically a bunch of people at school.
My gay says I don't try hard enough to make friends.
Oops.
I've been told I'm an old soul...mostly because I love eating pie at Denny's.
I've got many friends that have never seen my natural hair color.
I'm cool with that.
I am definitely the person who will tell you when you're being an ignorant slut.
I enjoy dollar pants, Festivus, Deutsch Sprache, Dr. Pepper, crazy old people, people who play the trumpet while driving (yes you), people who don't care about how cool they look, making a fool of myself in front of strangers, singing inappropriate songs on the bus, crying while watching Blink documenteries, crying while in drive throughs, crying while doing pretty much anything, eating, and watching valtrex commercials.
Have a nice day.

My Blog

Whatevs

I am officially done... Not in like a depressed I'm done with life type of way, but I'm done trying to fix things that I have no control over. I've realized that certain things and certain people are ...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Aug 2009 22:09:00 GMT

It's exactly the same as the bulletin

HARRY POTTER! It was AMAZING! Oh goodness. I may have cried like a little baby...but whatever. The movie was amazing and it was sooo funny.Sir!Bahahahahahaha... It left out some parts, like my favorit...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Jul 2009 12:21:00 GMT

where i sound like im obsessed with monica and hate u.p.

after talking to a few people i've come to the conclusion that my life is made up of events of random retardation and nothing else. i mean, the school i go to, all of my friends, theyre all just reall...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Nov 2008 06:52:00 GMT

i is bored ho

Leave me yo name and... 1. i'll respond with something random about you.2. i'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.3. i'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in.4. i'll say something t...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 05:43:00 GMT

so basically today

was a bag o' crap. i tried to keep telling myself that after today i only have 179 more days till school is out. for some reason thats not really helping. my classes are all screwed, the classes that ...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 22:55:00 GMT

crakkkers and toma(toe) soup

So basically im at the point where i really just don't know what to do next. I mean schools about to start again and i've got the job at the pac but i just dont know what to do with my life if that ma...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:08:00 GMT

serial killers know how to shake it

omg the show last night was one of epic proportions. every band was on point, specially schoolyard and creature feature. aiden did a wall of death, small as it was it was still fun. and omigod if crea...
Posted by on Mon, 26 May 2008 11:29:00 GMT

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My Christian neighbors always invite me over to their house for dinner. They came to a funny conclusion that I am Christian, too, involving me in their prayers to help people like Homosexuals see the&...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 09:21:00 GMT

tagged

Ok here's how it goes..........*Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with ten weird or random facts, habits or goals about yourself.*At the end choose ten people to be tagged*listing th...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 02:21:00 GMT

he’s getting close

And that is why a girl is called a teaseAnd that is why a guy is called a sleazeAnd that's why god made escort agenciesOne life to live, and mace, and GHB
Posted by on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 20:53:00 GMT