taiowa

i am a musician, Im a panda, no wait im 2 panada, im a swift jaunt, vuelvo a caer tus pechos a tu par de pies, i sing spanish songs for girls but then when they approach me,...... for the sex, they find out that im actually retarded and don't actually speak spanish....FUCK.,im a lawless deperado, i make flower collages(probably wasn't expecting that, after the desperado one huh...huh...yeah thats right tough as steel with a heart of pansies.) i wonder sometimes who wrote the book of love and how did they teach rednecks to read.....ummmmmmmm redneck love., i caught the wind, but it was scrappy and got away, im 10/89 porage, the rest is all bentonite clay baby...., i gots an aversive intonation towards self replicating fungi, unless the gets me high., and now for a high ku, watch as water does hang low as lovers eyes wept, im not sure if that is a hiku in fact on with the show...., i met a man from nantucket, and he was a dushe, i float like a jelly fish and sting like a peanut butter tiger, i shot the parrot but i did not shoot, my mouth off like that beligerant fucking parrot.., can i really be all i can be in the army, or is that a trick, i miss my soul, but i love my sweet skills, i got a fever and the only cure is, well its actully a cold rag and bed rest, so please to get that damn cowbell out of here.., im unmerciful and a danger to socie.....hey a puppy., im quiet untill tickled then WATCH OUT.., this just in, cameras do infact steal the soul i repeat tuna is high in mercury...(sound of people spitting out much tuna/), im not steven segul, stop asking., some date ill have me my very own paddle boat and on that boat im going to open up the largest floating wendy's and the junior bacon cheese burgers will be the freshest in the land but the fish sandwich will still suck ass.., thats ironic,.....ehhhh.....ehhhh..elbow in side....wink wink., say one more witty thing/.....i don't nome,....OK....i wish i was a baby bumble be because adult bumble bees only live for a few days....but don't cry they percieve time differently....yay....its not sad because its all relative... i play guitar and drum, im shooting for playing for a living, and being happy and having love in my life, i like to travel, im from belize originally but since i was 13 ive lived in the u.s. i really want to see the world and see a million faces and rock them all or at least tango jazz classical funk latin rock them all, just like bon jovi did in the 80's lol... i like funny stuff but not funny bussiness, i dig kids and animals and nature and pretty much everything that is cool, im an avid pool player now, i just quit smoking for good this time and i quit drinking but i will still probably drink nice stouts but just not casual drinking, its a waste of my time, im pretty open about things, and i like cooking, there thats a good chunk the rest is for when i interact with you more.....jeeze stop trying to run the bases were still in foreplay mode here lin (laugh in silence)ok now lol......ahhhh ok bye