BITCHOLOGY |
When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a BitchWhen I stand up for those I love, they call me a Bitch When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me... Posted by on Tue, 30 Jun 2009 09:32:00 GMT |
A lil somethin 4 u to peek @..... |
I Believe I Believe...A Birth Certificate shows that we were born. A Death Certificate shows that we died. and pictures show that we lived! I Believe... That just because two people argue, doesn't m... Posted by on Mon, 29 Jun 2009 23:50:00 GMT |
Just a little food for thought.... |
Ok.. I might be wrong but Ive talked to enough of my friends, my friendss friends, & women that have come into my life from time to time & job to job& to get the idea that this is a normal thing f... Posted by on Fri, 06 Mar 2009 00:15:00 GMT |
How to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity |
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page yourself Over The Intercom. ... Posted by on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 14:19:00 GMT |
Cute old lady |
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: ... Posted by on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:53:00 GMT |
My love is real |
Sometimes at night, when I look to the sky
I start thinking of you and then ask myself, why?
Why do I love you?
I think and smile
Because I know the list could run on for miles.
&nbs... Posted by on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 07:45:00 GMT |
Adult Jokes |
Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?A.) So men can be open minded.Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?A.) 68 because at 69 you eat it.Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?A.) Th... Posted by on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 17:20:00 GMT |
how to learn chinese in 5 min.. |
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (You MUST read them aloud)
English
Chinese
That's not right
Sum Ting Wong
Are you harboring a fugitive?
Hu Yu Hai Ding
S... Posted by on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 19:35:00 GMT |