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Buster

This is how you don't touch people.

About Me

I'm a badass mofo who likes to get down by the fireplace. I may have been fixed, but I'm still more man than you can possible handle, y'hear?

My Interests

Food. Warmth. Horse riding. Food. Ice cubes. The films of Martin Scorcese. Food.

I'd like to meet:

The people who make food, the people who make fire, and that Boston terrier I sometimes see at Thriftway. She's the sort of woman I'd like to sniff, y'hear?

Music:

The Hounds of Buskerville, The Stooges, The Shaggs, Afghan Whigs, The Unicorns, Bloodhound Gang, Boomtown Rats, The Animals, etc.

Movies:

Reservoir Dogs, Raging Bull, Best in Show, True Romance, Shaft, The Harder They Come, Barbarella, Reanimator, The Fly, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, Dogma, Lady and the Tramp, Vulgar, Pink Flamingoes, The Day the Clown Cried, etc.

Television:

Best Week Ever, Arrested Development, Extreme Home Makeover, Passions, Desperate Housewives, Chappelle Show, etc.

Books:

My Life in Dog Years, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Make Love! the Bruce Campbell Way, The Art of War, the Anarchists' Cookbook, Lord of the Flies, Johnny Got His Gun, The Great Gatsby, etc.

Heroes:

The fire, Meatwad, Immi, Nick, Ralph the Cokerspaniel down the street.