cHeLSy

8s 4 me 2 know and 4 u 2 find out... nah... but kiddin aside...i don’t lyk da numba 23 so here are 23 things ul (probably) looove about me --- 1)…b U m… *a super-professional bum* 2)God-fearing *ehem…no side-comment please…* 3)they say um smart *but sumtyms juz too lazyyyyy…* 4)responsible *heck?!! am i?* 5)a real cry-baby *yeah ryt!!! even with juz a simple lyf story…:’(* 6)a good girl… *but sometimes I can be… uhm… very bad…* 7)some kinda independent (in muh own ways...) though um da youngest in da family (& they say youngest are always relyin on their family for their needs…nah-ah…not for me…) *I act lyk um an only child from my situation here in da hauz…* 8)an introvert *though I can be loud at times* 9)sensitive… *to da needs of others…and emotionally…yep…* 10)huv da heart… *uh-huh… speakin of kindness eh…* 11)i appear to be an outgoin person… *yeah… I can be totally cool…and so kuliiitttt!!!!* 12)i can jive wit u… *yep… dancin is muh lyf… um proud to be a part of the dance club all throughout my school years… heck?!! how many years was that?* 13)a hopeless romantic… *yeah sure… think wuteva u lyk 2 think of…um stickin to it…* 14)pretty sexy… *harhar… inside… not physically… coz um getting a lil fat coz i love to eat* 15)super understanding especially if um in a relationship… *i can lose my pride… and accept u f u say sorry…and f u bring me my fave flower… hehehe…* 16)AN ANGELIC FACE???? *yyeeaaaaaahhhhhh………* 17)i love stayin up late at night... *a vampire huh? nah-ah… a blood-suckin leech… harhar…* 18)i live muh lyf 2 da fullest… *really dunno when HE’LL gonna take my breath way… literally speaking…* 19)uhm.. i love playing different sports… *so sad to think that those sports um talkin bout doesn’t lyk me…:’(* 20)small in size… *but be careful… as iv sed… i can be very bad… harhar…* 21)a good listener… *yupyup...i can keep secrets uh-huh…* 22)dreamer… *dream on…* 23)ULTIMATE HEAD TURNER BABE... *oh cummon...gimme a break...*and the 23 things you (probably) won’t like about me...--- 1)A PATIENT IN A MENTAL INSTITUTION WHO ESCAPED TO RULE THE WORLD… *BWAHAHAHA…* 2)the left part of muh body up to muh left foot is full of birthmarks… *il neva b lost coz i huv a very ugly map…* 3)a bit stubborn dey say… *sometyms… yeah…* 4)forgetful *sumtyms… yeah…* 5)super masungit DAW… *not really… i can turn into a monster though weneva in a super bad mood…* 6)dey say um selfish but i think um not… though at times i am… *huh?* 7)once cheated on sum1 to get even…awww… 4giv me 4doin it… *but now i learned muh lesson coz another mistake can neva make it ryt…it’ll only make it worse…lyk wut happened to me…(my advice: neva want to get even) * 8)temperamental *at tyms…* 9)bossy… *at times…* 10)laaazzzzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyy… *dats y um a bum ryt now…* 11)blunt… *to the point that i hurt u ppl…sorry…* 12)asthmatic… *all types esp. of the skin…* 13)a chimney/ashtray or wuteva u wana call it… um a smoker *my brand?...marlboro reds… but lights can do… and uhm.. um trying to lessen it nowadays…* 14)alcoholic… *haha… juz kiddin… i can only drink a bottle of beer or else il hug ur toilet…* 15)filthy rich… *nah… um poor as a rat… kiddin aside… um rich coz I huv lotsa friendz…* 16)bitch… *duh? am i?* for those of u who thinks i am, well um so sorry for u because ur missin haf of ur lyf not knowing who the real “chelsy” is…wen ur heart is broken by love, ur lyf is lyk a kaleidoscope full of broken and jagged pieces… but it can turn into a prism of light, vibrant and bright, if u let the light of god shine through… nigga u muz be crazy… wut u gonna do wit a bitch like me? um so good at bein bad, um d bitch u neva had, i epitomize da word sexy… door knock so tight… make ya cum all night… and u can’t handle me baby… *BEAT THAT!!!