Matt McIrish - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I have a respectable job! Three cheers for Matt! .... For good measure... Beat it. I fuckin dare you to.

My Interests

Being a fucking nerd and not one of the stupid hipster ones like on tv old school mother fucker takin it back to pocket protectors, corduroy pants, sega saturn, and rob robots, drastic/sudden changes in climate, amazing ripoff graphic art, playin 4 chords on my guitar, fucking around with virtual dj and all sorts of PC sound shit, not answering my phone, being an all around female deterant system, and puttin' up my dukes in Super Punchout.

I'd like to meet:

Music:

RAMONES, new york dolls, dead boys, the misfits, richmond sluts, FORGOTTEN REBELS, the stooges, DMZ, the real kids, Slaughter & the Dogs, Special Duties, the kinks, GUNS n' ROSES, AC/DC, bauhas, ladytron, girls from detroit can suck it, pulp, the riverdales, lou reed, bowie, t-rex, JERRY LEE LEWIS, teenage head, the damned, the boys, franz ferdinand, NWA, the vindictives, the sweet, apocalypse hoboken, Sam Mutha-Fuckin' Cooke, yada yada yada yada music music yada bla crap

Movies:

Any kind of horror movie is worth watching at least once. Gotta give a shout out to

Television:

I cant do the tv watchin. It breaks my little heart.

Books:

Titus Andronicus, anything by Poe, Paradise Lost, A Clockwork Orange, Patton's "War as I Knew it," Lone Wolf, pinup art books, and crazy ass unreadable Japanese pop culture magazines. I'll learn to read em one of these days.

Heroes:

Steve McQueen, John Wayne, Clint Eastwood, and James Cagney, explative deleted, rambo, and skeletor.

My Blog

Update to the parking spot escapade

The car may be stolen. I'm laughing on the inside. No really.
Posted by Matt McIrish on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 10:30:00 PST

.1 cause for all inter-apartment deaths

The new dude in my building parked in my mother fucking spot today. I guess now that I'm working at night he assumes that I don't need the spot since I have it all morning. Normally I wouldn't care. H...
Posted by Matt McIrish on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 11:13:00 PST

At last, my ship has come in. So far no sign of the coast gaurd.

It's been a long time coming and I think I've earned this. I started my new job today. The hiring process took a month and a half, but it was all for the better. If I was a sissy boy, I might have cri...
Posted by Matt McIrish on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 02:04:00 PST

I quit the same job twice in 3 weeks!

I just think it's funny as hell. Besides, I start a new, BETTER, HIGHER PAYING, AND CLOSER job on the 26th. So fuck Computer Depot. For the third time in 8 months. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
Posted by Matt McIrish on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 04:14:00 PST

A test of physical prowess.

I have to take a fucking physical for my new job. A FUCKING PHYSICAL! I'm told it's just a glorified drug test, but I hate doctors and nurses and dentists and psyciatrists and anybody who tells you to...
Posted by Matt McIrish on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 06:50:00 PST

Recipe for massive disaster, but what the hell.

Working for your older brother is about as fun as watching flys fuck. Not only do you have to deal with your brother's normal personality, but now he has a sense of overwhelming powah that drives him ...
Posted by Matt McIrish on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 09:28:00 PST

You have all been sytematically demoted.

I really don't want to know people anymore. The more I get to know people, the harder it is for me to find reasons I like them. I'm sure the reciprocal is the same. So for the sake of kindness, ...
Posted by Matt McIrish on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 11:07:00 PST

Damn Peter Boyle died....

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/12/13/boyle.obit.ap/index .html Shit. Pretty cool actor to say the least. ...
Posted by Matt McIrish on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 03:03:00 PST

WPHM .6 Amazin' skillz getz you nuffin'

Despite my valiant effort and upbeat attitude, the job hunt goes badly. I've applied at places I never thaught I would go to in my whole life. But nada. It seems my vast skills in many various fields,...
Posted by Matt McIrish on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 02:30:00 PST

Why people hate me part 4 and maybe 5

Ok. Rant the first. I love my car. It is my only love and if it had any hole that I could properly fit, and not cut myself horendously, I would fuck it. That being said, I hate my car. It is...
Posted by Matt McIrish on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 07:41:00 PST