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I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Well my name is Michael Hatch...but you probably aready know that. I like to grow mullets and chase pretty women around the play ground. I enjoy doing long keg stands and breathing second hand smoke. I Still lift weights with my personal trainer Brett aka nipples on the weekends for all of my competitions like the x games and olympics. I am an extreme sledder through and through and my mullet is here to prove it. Back in 82 i could jump my sled (The Drunk King Team Xtreme) quarter mile.I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts! Myspace Graphics

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A girl that would jump off a 25 foot cliff in the drunk king xtreme sled and giver' up ford power.
Brett...

Perfect Landing..

Danno goin P ro....

Practing in Lake Wyoming..

Warming up For competition...

My Blog

to dumb to refine

Ahhh i hate being told what to do by people that i dont even know...they are waffle twats for sure..no doubt about it..certain people at work suck and cant realize that if they want somthing done aski...
Posted by on Thu, 10 May 2007 18:54:00 GMT

crankin goobers out north bound and gibblin vs eating chinese at a cat farm

hey alright another mike hatch blog that will never get readed. so i have decided that the names for my blog make absolutely NO sense. but thats ok they make me laugh. hey today is valentines day, tha...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 11:49:00 GMT

squeemish wang chungs vs. spiraled notebooks bound on the floor

105.7 the x rocks...everyone knows you have a new tower and more power. you should really stop telling me that. im tired of it. and you need more songs. but otherwise your ok,.. right now there is an ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 08:08:00 GMT

midget smashing and buffalo chips squiggle it

today i am mad at peoria and the whole central illinois snow plow guy/women drivers. they fuckin suck. put the god damn plow on the ground and move the fuckin snow dick wads.
Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 20:00:00 GMT

clyde is HIGH on possum piss and retard sweat

I always heard that his Clyde was top shelfLord I just could not wait to find out for myself.Well don't knock it till you've tried it.And I've tried it my friend.I'll never chase possums wit...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 15:20:00 GMT

Creepy Mouse Farts vs. Steaming Napkin Bound for the Hills

Here is my second shot at blogging. I have recieved a few kudos but now i am more in the mood for the M&M kind. . my neighbors are old. why do fat people stink? haha oh that makes me laugh. why do...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 18:06:00 GMT

Terd Ferguson vs Macaroni and Cheese

 i thought this was a smily face butt crack for a minute but then it opened and now i understand. I dont really understand blogs, i have no idea what a kudos is, last time i checked it was a yumm...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 15:20:00 GMT