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My name is Weseley.
I believe peguins have sex in coffins.
I eat a dozen kittens and drink the life force of six puppies every day.
I am random when I want to be.
I try my best to fit into this world; maybe one day I'll get there.
I am a pessimistic optimist.
I HATE the colors blue and orange when used together.
I eat pizza virtually EVERY day of my life.
I own a company that kidnaps homeless people, cages them in random holding cells, and forces them to fight one another for week-old bread that will go moldy the next day. The next fight will feature Fondling Frank and Pervert Pete. Should be interesting.
Like most Canadians, I believe the Holocaust happened...but I do NOT believe Hitler actually existed.
My favorite card is the Four of Clubs. I need to change that, though...because it screws me over EVERY time I play cards.
When working with pottery, semen makes a perfect glaze.
I sternly believe that Winnie the Pooh is a pedophile.
I used to think that Bush was the worst president this country every had. Then his son took office, and that opinion changed faster than the mind of a woman.
I will one day make my millions by manufacturing shock collars intended for human children.
Every night, I dream I am at work...only to wake up and have to go there the next morning.
There is nothing more satisfying than a closet full of dead hookers. And their perfume is so strong you cannot smell the bodies decay...not that they decay anyways since their make-up is so thick that it preserves the bodies better than the Egyptian mummification processes.
I got detention in third grade once when I brought a dead bunny in for show and tell.
The only thing better than pissing in a shower is shitting in a sink.
*even I found that last one in bad taste
Monkeys evolved from Canadians.
I like comments, messages, and friend requests. They made me happy. Almost happy enough to molest a panda.
How come the retun policy on Russian Mail-order Brides ALWAYS expires BEFORE they actually manage to arrive shipped at your door?
I have an odd, albeit somewhat abnormal, belief that if a person passes out from being unable to breath, I am better off letting them lie dying than I am bringing them back with CPR. The potential for irreversible and damning and cruel brain damage is too high...and I would never ever forgive myself if a person were resuscitated by my hand and forced to live that way. Call me cruel. I call it merciful.
Sunsets are pretty...but they are made by pollution. My point? The hippies who protest pollution are hypocrites by finding sunsets romantic.
Rome was not built in a day. It was built in two.
I could care less about being politically correct. I believe it has created a society of little pussies who can't handle a joke, and it has killed the Art of satire.
Most baby food found in glass jars is made of processed Aids-infected African babies...commonly refered to as vitamin A on the nutritional labeling.
I look forward to the future now more than I have in a long, long, long time.
I am trying my best to change and be less shy.
Now pat yourself on the back for reading all that. You should reward yourself. Go rape a duck.
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This one was taken either late November or the first of December. Radically different from the second one.
Disorder Rating
Paranoid Personality Disorder : Low
Schizoid Personality Disorder : Low
Schizotypal Personality Disorder : Moderate
Antisocial Personality Disorder : Low
Borderline Personality Disorder : Low
Histrionic Personality Disorder : High
Narcissistic Personality Disorder : Low
Avoidant Personality Disorder : Moderate
Dependent Personality Disorder : Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder : High
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Taken again on 02-10-08 (it changed a LOT)
Disorder Rating
Paranoid Disorder : Low
Schizoid Disorder : Moderate
Schizotypal Disorder : Moderate
Antisocial Disorder : Moderate
Borderline Disorder : Moderate
Histrionic Disorder : High
Narcissistic Disorder : Low
Avoidant Disorder : High
Dependent Disorder : Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder : High
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