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I..m entering a frame bombarded by indecisions, Where a man like me can easily let the day get out of control. Down this far in the quarter, I..m pushed hard upon the border. But, I..d rather be caught ..round now instead of, oh say, ..round the mouth of June. But, if I can leave, with a little bit of explanation, Then any where in the world I'd choose to go I..ll have it made!The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles — there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's quite breathtaking... I suggest you try it."THOSE WHO DO NOT KNOW HISTORY...ARE CONDEMNED TO REPEAT IT!""ALWAYS PROTECT AND DEFEND THE HONOR OF AMERICA'S; BORDERS, LANGUAGE AND CULTURE.""SOME MEN ARE WISE...SOME MEN ARE OTHERWISE""Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift...that's why we call it "the present""BEWARE OF INTERLOCKING CORPORATE DIRECTORSHIPS!"EVEN A BROKEN CLOCK IS RIGHT TWICE A DAY"YOU CAN FOOL SOME OF THE PEOPLE, ALL OF THE TIME. ALL OF THE PEOPLE, SOME OF THE TIME. BUT, YOU CAN'T FOOL ALL OF THE PEOPLE, ALL OF THE TIME.""THE ONLY THING NEW IN THE WORLD IS THE HISTORY YOU DON'T KNOW.""BEWARE OF THE GOVERNMENT - MEDIA COMPLEX." WHO WOULD YOU SELL OUT FOR THIRTY PIECES OF SILVER?"REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED COLD""THE LIVER IS EVIL AND MUST BE PUNISHED""TO BE A MAN WHO COULD WALK WITH KINGS AND STILL ASSOCIATE WITH COMMON FOLK.""THE INSANITY OF YOUR EXISTENCE, IS REFLECTED IN YOUR POLITICS""WHEN THE PEOPLE FEAR THE GOVERNMENT, IT IS TYRANNY...WHEN THE GOVERNMENT FEARS THE PEOPLE, IT IS LIBERTY.""I would remind you that extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice! And let me remind you also that moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.""Remember that a government big enough to give you everything you want, is also big enough to take away everything you have.""The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."OUR FIRST HOME - Before & After... Renovations continue.....
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