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Rich Mahogany

Stupidity.... it's knowing what the right thing to do is, and proceeding to do the complete opposite

About Me


I really enjoy doing just about everything. Working in corporate america is a bit of a pain since I rarely have free time to do much of anything since I'm on the road all the damn time. When free time does rolls around, you can find me playing guitar, watching movies, listening to music, working on my truck, playing cards, trying new things, and just overall doing anything and everything to get someone to crack a smile. I'm normally not ever very sarcastic, I never know when the right to to insert my witty comments, and I'm a blunt and honest person, so if you don't want to know what I really think, don't ever ask or leave yourself open for a quick jab of wit. Overall a mixture between silly and sillier, I'd say. I also love being spontaneous, original, and just an overall pain the ass sometimes. I never seem to finish a thought through to the .... Well that's about it. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The guy that invented the pet rock.

Music:

If there's a beat or even half a rhythm, you can find it in my CD/MP3 collection.

Movies:

Neverending Story, The Dark Crystal, Princess Bride, Alice in Wonderland (yes the cartoon), Spaceballs, Great Outdoors, Office Space, Elf, Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Anchorman, Shawshank Redemption, Batteries Not Included, Nothing but Trouble ... you get the idea.

Television:

Family Guy, ATHF, "World's ______iest ______" whenever it's on FOX, Law and Order, American Choppers, Monster Garage, Myth Busters, Man vs. Wild... that's about it for TV.

My Blog

Student driver...

It seems that time is not without a sense of repetition and that I'm once again a student driver. For those who know me, if you consider my driving patterns, the below incidents could have been much w...
Posted by Rich Mahogany on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 10:35:00 PST

So youve had a bad week...

There comes a time (or several) in everyone's life where things just don't go their way; this was my week.  Let me preface this blog by saying this is merely a recap at this point and I have deal...
Posted by Rich Mahogany on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 08:02:00 PST

This past weekend

First, let me say that meeting Amy's family was wonderful. This portion of the blog is 100% joke free, and brought to you by the letter Q.  Her family is great, and it was really awesome to meet ...
Posted by Rich Mahogany on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 09:57:00 PST

Flavored Coffee and Complete Amusement

James loves bacon.  There is no argument to that.  If his wife wore bacon perfume, we would never see the guy& ever. In a moment of sheer genius and utter disgust this evening, Gabe and I (...
Posted by Rich Mahogany on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 11:18:00 PST

Volunteer work

So Jake calls me tonight and tells me he's meeting this chick and she asked him to bring a friend for her friend.  After some mild debate about whether to go or not, I oblige to be his wingman fo...
Posted by Rich Mahogany on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 09:00:00 PST

Tidings of random kindness

Tonight's festivities:4:00 pm - Got done finally getting the store ready to open tomorrow.5:00 pm - Got back to the hotel and decided to be touristy by myself and go to Rockefeller Center5:30 pm - 6:0...
Posted by Rich Mahogany on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 07:50:00 PST

My little bet-ty

So I lost a bet, and now my page will be my little pony for a week.  Enjoy the overwhelming flavors of purple, pink, and vomit.Thanks Jake....
Posted by Rich Mahogany on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 04:14:00 PST

Random acts of kindness

I'm completely and thouroughly impressed and (frankly) shocked that people still appreciate random acts of kindness.If you've ever seen the insurance commercial where someone sees someone else doing g...
Posted by Rich Mahogany on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 07:49:00 PST

Thanksgiving Thoughts

Today I'm thankful for time....All the years spent around the table with family.Playing cards or eating a large meal,Working on some home improvement project,Having a discussion about life or teaching...
Posted by Rich Mahogany on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 07:28:00 PST

Morning excitement on the way to the airport

So on the way to the airport this morning, I forgot that I had to get gas.  I pull out of my apartment complex and there's a Texaco within half a mile of my apartment.  I pull in, pump my ga...
Posted by Rich Mahogany on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 12:31:00 PST