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About Me

Here are some "Tyler Facts" to help you to get to know me better.-My AIM name is PopcornBandit03. I prefer chatting there instead of Myspace. -I'm a loser. But I'm a lovable loser! -I don't know what I want to do with my life. -My favorite book of all-time is Choke by Chuck Palahniuk. Everyone should read this book. It is amazing. -I am afraid of commitment. -I am afraid of falling backwards. -I am afraid of dying alone. And yes, I know that contradicts my "afraid of commitment" fact, but I digress. -I am probably one of the most mellow, chill, easy-going people you will ever meet. -I am fat. But not the gross fat. Like...the cute, cuddly teddy bear kind of fat. -I read comic books. -I sometimes act smarter than I actually am. I'm not stupid though, I am of above-average intelligence. -I like to say things out of the blue, just for the pure shock factor and the look on people's faces. -I would love to snort a line of cocaine off a hooker's ass. -Did that last one shock you? Good. -I don't drink...anymore. -I smoke pot occasionally. -I sometimes say the opposite of what I mean or feel. -I suck at being serious, even in situations that require it. I just can't do it. -That's all of the Tyler facts I have...for now. But stay tuned folks!

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My Interests

Hm...interests you say? Well let's begin, shall we? Zombies, conspiracies, obscure movies, cults, women (I have yet to figure them out, but my research is going well), exploring the internet, reading, meeting interesting people, getting put in situations that require a death-defying stunt (I haven't been in one of these situations...but one day...)and video games.

I'd like to meet:

Way too many people to name. But I'll provide you with a short list:Steve Niles--Charlie Day--Chuck Palahniuk--Mitch Hedberg(RIP)--Chris Farley(RIP)

Music:

Flobots, Arctic Monkeys, Barenaked Ladies, Modest Mouse...and many others.

Movies:

Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, In Bruges, American Beauty, American History X

Television:

Kenan & Kel, Salute Your Shorts, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, The Office, Titus, My Name Is Earl, Sons of Anarchy

Books:

I have many favorite books.

Heroes:

Batman, Nightwing, Walter Sobchak...

My Blog

Feast II: Sloppy Seconds Review

First off, if you haven't seen the first Feast film, then stop reading this and go fucking rent that bitch. Trust me, you owe it to yourself. Now, on to the review.***Possible Spoilers In The Review**...
Posted by El Tyler on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 06:15:00 PST

Does anyone else turn the television on just for background noise?

My very first blog. It's kinda like the first time you have sex. You're not quite sure what to do, but the more you try at it the easier it becomes. Anyways...let's see here, what to talk about...oh.....
Posted by El Tyler on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 09:54:00 PST