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JONBRAUN

someone hacked into my site and stole all of my timber

About Me

I'm ready for a Little Big Planet of Legendary proportions...

My Interests

taking over the world, making lemonade, eating all the great snack foods, dining in fast food establishments, wii bowling, good movies, free things, and discount coupons...

I'd like to meet:

mr. colbert and the man I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

Music:

kb, rufus is a vampire, tashiro masuda, the killers, weezer, blink-182, IZ, !!!, vanilla ice, tenacious d, saves the day, the polyphonic spree, my chemical romance, taking back sunday, the mars volta, justin timberlake, n*sync, jay-z, brand new, bon jovi, the who, blue man group, the faint, genghis tron, cobra starship, rat-a-tat, chorophobic, keith orzech, radiohead, the four seasons, rabbit and poe, c'est le soleil, flight of the conchords

Movies:

fight club, forrest gump, back to the future I, II & III, mouse hunt, pulp fiction, american beauty, snatch, who framed rodger rabbit, big, big fat liar, street fighter, i <3 huckabees, the girl next door, surf ninjas, south park, jackass: the movie, jackass: number two, brobot, the fifth element, chicken run, last action hero, national lampoon's christmas vacation, tales from the hood, grizzly man, requiem for a dream, fear and loathing in las vegas, lone wolf mcquade, children of men

Television:

naruto, jackass, 24, room raiders, unwrapped, cathouse: the series, the real world, laguna beach, hogan knows best, house hunters, viva la bam, the science channel, entorage, dexter, weeds, miami ink, flight of the conchords, little people big world, superjail, heroes, the office

Books:

the disappointment artist, stranger than fiction, the black book series, naruto, bleach, death note, a million little pieces, the center of the cyclone, fun home, i am legend

Heroes:

KaMO, chris braun, hideki mitsua, xtian ballzini, buck, sensei pokey, shikamaru nara, johnny knoxville, quentin tarantino, hiro nakamura, pacey and you .

My Blog

LHC DAY

Whatever you wanted the future to be like as you watched movies on VHS tapes back in 1989...it probably hasn't happened yet. We, as a planet, have slowly degraded into the post-apocalyptic vision that...
Posted by JONBRAUN on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 09:47:00 PST

no country for old men

Sailing to Byzantium--w.b. yeatsThat is no country for old men. The youngIn one another's arms, birds in the trees- Those dying generations - at their song,The salmon-falls, the mackerel-crowded seas,...
Posted by JONBRAUN on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 11:53:00 PST

meh.

it's like, why even bother?i've been listening to james frey's "a million little pieces"MY fury is building...so fuck you james.
Posted by JONBRAUN on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 09:34:00 PST

a trip to a tropical island in the pacific ocean

guess what?after four years of not doing anything, i finished the hawaii video in a week!i know, i know...i'm too cool. hahahaha.hopefully, i'll find a way to get more than the five second clip i have...
Posted by JONBRAUN on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 11:44:00 PST

the lethargic parapsychologist strikes again!!!

HOLY CRARP BATMAN, A MOTHA' F-ING BLOG!and one that actually means something this time, you fool?as i sit here listening to GIL MANTERA'S PARTY DREAM, an album that was given to me by mr. xtinabellina...
Posted by JONBRAUN on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 11:12:00 PST

funniest quote of the day

while checking out a small child...i mean, while checking out a small child's large pile of books..."do you like deer meat?"seriously, he was like eight.and he went on for twenty minutes on how he hun...
Posted by JONBRAUN on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 12:06:00 PST

a strange group of people named "THE BOBS"

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Posted by JONBRAUN on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 10:05:00 PST

i’m not gay

read this...it has to be the most twisted thing to believe that it's a good idea to give books like this to kids.
Posted by JONBRAUN on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 12:40:00 PST

portal

an amzing game that you need to play is PORTAL.i have yet to play the real version (which comes with Half Life 2's THE ORANGE BOX) but i have played the online/flash version.which is addicting and ama...
Posted by JONBRAUN on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 09:01:00 PST

GOULET

a great man has fallen...a moment of silence is due...robert goulet.you will be missed.now, let's all let one out in memory of the man...GOULET!!! ...
Posted by JONBRAUN on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 03:22:00 PST