TEN random things about me
1 I love to scare people!
2 I have long poops.
3 I have large privates.
4 I love dogs.
5 I think chinese people are not attractive. (sorry)
6 I put barbacue sauce on everything.
7 I eat lebanese food for my birthday every year.
8 I always fear getting heartbroken.
9 I love dave matthews.
10 I like to have sex, alot.
NINE ways to win my heart
1 Do something embarassing, and dont be embarassed.
2 Show effection, alot!
3 Have dark hair and an "averagely" fat ass.
4 Be yourself 24/7.
5 Be comfortable meeting new people.
6 Desire to cuddle instantly if we have not seen eachother in a while
7 Dont be fake in pictures ex. "lets make an ugly face" and you make the practiced cute ugly face.
8 Love your family.
9 Be conservative but not with me. (lady in street,freak in bed :-) )
EIGHT things I want to do before I die
1 Skydive with my best friends.
2 Go on a cruise.
3 The typical fall in love,have kids, live long...
4 Be in a porn.
5 Talk to Dave Matthews.
6 Learn how to cook lebanses food, and pass it to my kids.
7 Save a person's life.
8 Change a person in a positive way.
SEVEN ways to annoy me
1 Being fake in pitcures, or in life in general.
2 Be a compulsive liar.
3 Be inconsiderate or cheap. (even tho im cheap)
4 Flirt with my woman.
5 Call my dog ugly (when you know damn well hes ado)
6 Call night tremmors, charlie horses.
7 Call soda, POP.
SIX turn ons
1 Hair over the eyes.
2 Tank Tops.
3 Fat asses.
4 One piece springtime dresses(whatever they are called), omg...
5 Press your ass against me when we cuddle.
6 Have sexual relations with people in the room talking to us..
FIVE things I'm afraid of
1 Getting my heart broken.
2 Sharks/Drowning
3 Spiders crawling in my ass when i poop thanks to(arachnapohbia- the movie)
4 losing a family member before i die,( i want to go before them)
5 Gizmo getting hit by a car, or running away.
FOUR favorite items in my room
1 Everything to do with my bed.
2 My picture of me and missy.
3 My guitar.
4 My fridge full of ice cold diet pepsi.
THREE things I do every day
1 Think of my girlfriend.
2 Jack off. 3. Pop zits, mine or others'.
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TWO things i want to do right now
1 gratuate, and get a job and be rich.
2 work out.
One person I want to see right now
1 you know who you are snuggles.
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