I am a 375 pound lesbian trapped inside the body of a 190 pound jewish guy. I basically live for the most random humor I can find....and music. I like acorns, number 2 pencils, flipflops, noogies, rock-paper-scissor tournaments till the death, drunken oragami, stoned oragami, sober oragami..... shit do I really enjoy oragami that much? Anyway, After my 4 year exursion through the treacherous prairie's of the University of Kansas, I moved to Chicago. I got a 9 to 5, where I doubled as a dart board for the Helen Keller Dart Team, the HKDT we liked to call it. I then realized......I think I'd rather play music for a while.... ya know 2, 3, 74 years. So I somehow got my job to move me down to Austin Texas, and found some sick musical individuals to put up with me, and we formed the Everyday People. We plan to travel the world on a magical flying camel with a water bottle, a guitar, two snow shovels and a box of cheese its. You wanna know more? Then ask
