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Jazzy Cakes

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About Me

Hey people all over my space. Its me Jazmine, but some like to call me Jazzy, or sadly that fat black guy Jazzy Phae/Jazzy Phizzle. I was an 06 senior AT BHS...yea thats right SIX SET ALL DAY!!!!!!!! But now I'm at UMASS Boston. And I have a real low tolerance level. If you have no common sense or you lack in the speaking English dept. Then chances are I might have an attitude with you. But don't worry I only seem to be a bitch. I'm like M&M's in a sense. Once you get past the hard tough shell I end up being more pleasant than you thought. (and I don't mean that in a sexual way.) My favorite bitches in this entire world are my ladies and they know EXACTLY who they are. MS. B since 1990. SAMURAI since jr. high school. ADRIANNA a.k.a ADRI way back when the Boys and Girls Club was a piece of shit. TAIRA she is basically the most chill Puerto Rican I know. ASHY- POO my long time neighbor from "L block" (what the hell is that?) SARAN walkin the streets of the south side. GWEN eventhough she ain't on here I'm gonna show her some love. SHARECE my right hand man from back when we were ugly (lol)! My best friend and lover DAVID! There is also a lot of fam that i got all over myspace: My mean ass cousin AMANDA. My big booty cousin LEE-LEE but you may recognize her as NATALIE. My infamous and scandalous cousin AUTUMN. My godsisters MIMI, ASHLEY and ALEXIS. And sadly my MAMA-IN-LAW is on here too...don't ask, I guess Myspace just ain't the same! OH AND THERE ARE PLENTY OF MORE LADIES AND FELLAS DON'T WORRY I LUV Y'ALL TOO! TRUDY, LAUREN, BRI-BRI, DJ, MEDA, TIAMEKIA and so on and so on. I'm never gonna change, still playful when I wanna be and a Bitch when i gotta be. I'm one of the realest bitches in the universe and you can ask anybody who knows me. I tell it like it is and never hesitate! So if you're tru stay tru and if you're fake stay the fuck off of my page. LOL And if you feel me say HELL YEA MAW FUCKA!!!!!"I let them think what they want. If they just care enough to bother with what I do then, I'm already better than them anyway. -Marilyn Monroe ";I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts! Myspace Graphics

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Movies:

"YOU ARE SUCH A SKEEZE!" "NO THIS TRICK ASS BITCH DIDN'T!" "YOU NEED PEOPLE LIKE ME...SO YOU CAN POINT YOUR FUCKING FINGERS AND SAY THATS THE BAD GUY!" "LIVING LARGE AND TAKING CHARGE...BIG BOOOOOY!"

Television:

MY FUTURE HOME "I'M NOT DRUNK...I'M JUST TIRED FROM STAYING UP ALL NIGHT DRINKING!" "5 TATOOS DOWN AND PLENTY MORE TO GO!" "I BROUGHT...SET IT ON THE TABLE...AND OPENED IT FOR YOU BITCH!"

Heroes:

My Hero...Besides Myself