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Bob

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

This is me and my bestest friend, LoLo. The poor little dread has lost her head!We Love to Play Boardgames!We Love To Read!And Guess What!?... I'm a Daddy!

This is my beautiful newborn son, Habib. He was born on 3/9/06. Unfortunately, his mother is... well... kind of like the town bicycle... (Don't laugh. This is what I get for ending up blackout drunk in Reno. It could happen to you)

As you can see, I'm probably going to have to fight for custody. But like my papa always said, "Better to be raised by a faceless freak than a whore..."

As for why my face is horribly disfigured... I lost a large part of it in a freak canine incident a while back. I am trying to get past this, and move on with my life. So, I recently decided to leave home and hitchhike cross-country in order to find myself.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The Simpsons monkey, Jane Goodall, and anyone who can see past my horribly disfigured face and get to know me for the sweet, intelligent monkey that I am.

My Blog

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