My name's Amanda or Adnamda and I'm 22 years old. Don’t ask me what I did on my birthday because I could not tell you this year. BUT I KNOW I SCREAMED I HATE HIM! I work at On the Border....ironic? maybe…I hate that place, but I run circles round them servers even though Im half their size. Did I mention that I hate that place? I also work at a lawfirm…I don’t hate that place. I have this tattoo on my forehead and if you know me you know what it says. I'm married so please don’t hit on me....unless you like what my forehead says. I’m cheating on my wife with Shaant and Michael Phelps…at the same time. I can shampoo/creamrinse, wash, and shave in less than 15 minutes. (and creamrinse is conditioner btw) ps. dont ask why I call it that. It turns me on when you’re mean to me. I love Johnny Cash, Batman, concerts, page 152 of the bumpersticker application, flair (even though it’s lacking when compared to bumper sticker), laying out with my wife, drunk nights with my one and only, expensive shoes and expensive purses (all of which I keep in my NEW car), bunny shaped circus peanuts, LIVE guacamole, peanut butter jelly time alarm clock (which doesnt make anyone want to get out of bed....instead it makes them want to throw my phone at the wall and then go back to sleep), homewrecking, married men, adult men, adult married men, adult married managers(except the one at On the Border), top shelf patron margaritas, cheese and chocolate only please, chilled red wine (because I’m classy), shopping, basketball shorts, and penguining. I'm not picky...unless we start talking about heated fruits, textures, and seafood. I like mushroom juice just not mushrooms and their texture. I like apples....just not in cobbler or in muffins. I like chocolate chips just not in my breakfast. I love mayonnaise even though I know its disgusting, smelly, and bad for me. OH AND I LOVE PICKLES....JUST NOT THE SEEDS. I hate curds and rice pudding. My lovely roommate and I just moved into our own home. It is very cute and we have a happy happy family. I love to watch sappy soap operas like Falcon Beach and Men in Trees even though my wife repeatedly reminds me these shows are dumb. I also have a bad habit of enjoying Bones, CSI, ANTM, one tree hill, etcetc. If I’m ever in a bad mood it’s probably because I have too much recorded television to watch. The only good show I watch is Grey's. One of my favorite movies is Stick It....ironic? maybe. I have a horrible obsession with the Jonas Brothers and Hannah Montana. My room is always clean...even though I throw clothes on the floor. Mirror Mirror on the wall…I am my mother after all. I AM THE CRAZY CAT LADY. I have psycho asexual kitties. They are both males with unisex names and I like to take them for walks until they start doing flips. One is a Maincoon. His name is Hazel. Benchmark hates him. Kitty has moved home….but he is still mine. Hazel and I have our own exterminating business now. I sniff out the bugs and he eats them. It’s very effective. I can smell tuna from a mile away, but I don’t eat it. No one likes a jackrabbit and it’s sad they are so common. I have a habit of making people hate me without even speaking to them. It's a gift I guess since it happens so frequently. I hate stupid people & Penguining is amazing.
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