reymund

Reymund is a strange visitor from another dimension. He was born with a tongue piercing which according to the prophecy, he will bring balance to the equation. His mother left him while he was young on a pile of unicorn shit. Many years later, he was still on the unicorn shit. He was later adopted by a toothless bearded hag. He was trained to be the best pinball player by blocking his 5 senses and genitalia. It was only last year when he was abducted by 6-inch snorgninognofians who claimed that the time of the equation balancing is coming. Under these circumstances, he rode a giant eggplant and journeyed to Cygnus X-1. An evil wizard was ruling his home dimension. Reymund must get help from the forces of the Viva Hot Men to out-Hot this evil wizard. Up to this day, Reymund fights for the good of all Hot Men out there.