I'm killin it, baby, so call it a crime. profile picture

I'm killin it, baby, so call it a crime.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

About Me

"There are two kinds of angry people: explosive and implosive. Explosive is the kind of individual you see screaming at the cashier for not taking their coupons. Implosive is the cashier, who remains quiet, day after day, and finally shoots everyone in the store."
I'm the cashier. :( :P
I'm just a regular girl, living in the same place I've been living since I was born; St. Louis. My heart gets me in trouble more than my mouth; someone always finds a way to hurt me. I... like... yogurt. ;s I'm the type of person who likes figuring shit out on my own without being taught by someone else. I have an amazing boyfriend, Matt, (who you can find in my number one spot down there) and we live together. He moved here in November of '06 and it's been great ever since....... I never knew it was possible to live with someone and not want to kill them :P lol No, but I don't know what I'd ever do if I woke up one day and he wasn't there....... lose my mind, that's for sure.
I spend most of my time with Matt and/or at work. I saw it that way, because we work at the same place ;P
I CAN NOT STAND DISRESPECTFUL PEOPLE. Which includes bitch-ass, trifling females who flirt with taken men and even bitch-ass, trifling males who flirt with taken women, it's all the same to me. Of course I mainly deal with the hoes who have no self-respect for themselves and no respect for me, which therein creates a big.... major... problem. :)
Kindness
Kindness is most important in a boyfriend/girlfriend. You want someone who will go through everything with you - the best moments and the worst, and all of those other moments in between. You love to be able to say anything to your partner, and have them say anything to you. You are able to be extremely close with your partner for that reason.
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SMACK!
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||| 23%
Stability |||||||||||| 43%
Orderliness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 50%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 43%
Mystical |||||||||||| 43%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Religious |||||| 30%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Materialism |||||||||| 36%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 50%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Self absorbed |||||||||| 36%
Conflict seeking || 10%
Need to dominate |||||||||| 36%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Avoidant |||||||||| 36%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 50%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 70%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 70%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Individuality |||||||||||| 50%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 43%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical Fitness |||||||||| 37%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Vanity |||||||||||| 43%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Stability results were moderately low which suggests you are worrying, insecure, emotional, and anxious.
Orderliness results were moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly organized, reliable, neat, and hard working at the expense of flexibility, efficiency, spontaneity, and fun.
Extraversion results were low which suggests you are very reclusive, quiet, unassertive, and secretive.
trait snapshot:
clean, secretive, does not make friends easily, observer, hates large parties, risk averse, perfectionist, reclusive, solitude loving, more practical than abstract, does not like to stand out, high self control, intellectual, mind over heart, very cautious, takes precautions, respects authority, irritable, emotionally sensitive
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What Color Sharpie Are You? (25 Different Colors) Updated Again!
Pink Sharpie
Element: Air
Sense: Smell
Gemstone: Tourmaline
Some Qualities: Friendly, Compassionate, Faithful
Fact: The word "rainbow" is used figuratively to describe tourmaline.
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Your Perfect Pizza: Just cheeeeeeeeeese. Cheese is great. Or with Canadian bacon...type='hidden' name='question14' value='Your+Perfect+Pizza%3A'..type='hidden' name='type14' value='1'
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Enroll in school this fall...type='hidden' name='question15' value='Goal+You+Would+Like+To+Achieve+This+Year%3A'..type='h idden' name='type15' value='1'
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Uhh.. probably "lmao"... I'm happy it doesn't affect me in real life otherwise I'd have no ass by this point :P..type='hidden' name='question16' value='Your+Most+Overused+Phrase+On+an+instant+messenger%3A' ..type='hidden' name='type16' value='1'
Thoughts First Waking Up: "I really have to pee."..type='hidden' name='question17' value='Thoughts+First+Waking+Up%3A'..type='hidden' name='type17' value='1'
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes..type='hidden' name='question18' value='Your+Best+Physical+Feature%3A'..type='hidden' name='type18' value='1'
Your Bedtime: Bedtime? Whenever I want =| hah...type='hidden' name='question19' value='Your+Bedtime%3A'..type='hidden' name='type19' value='1'
Your Most Missed Memory: Memories of my childhood. It makes me sad that I can't really remember much from that time of my life...type='hidden' name='question20' value='Your+Most+Missed+Memory%3A'..type='hidden' name='type20' value='1'
Pepsi or Coke: Hmmm. Pepsi...type='hidden' name='question21' value='Pepsi+or+Coke%3A'..type='hidden' name='type21' value='1'
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither..type='hidden' name='question22' value='MacDonalds+or+Burger+King%3A'..type='hidden' name='type22' value='1'
Single or Group Dates: Single..type='hidden' name='question23' value='Single+or+Group+Dates%3A'..type='hidden' name='type23' value='1'
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton..type='hidden' name='question24' value='Lipton+Ice+Tea+or+Nestea%3A'..type='hidden' name='type24' value='1'
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate..type='hidden' name='question25' value='Chocolate+or+Vanilla%3A'..type='hidden' name='type25' value='1'
Cappuccino or Coffee: Ooh, BOTH...type='hidden' name='question26' value='Cappuccino+or+Coffee%3A'..type='hidden' name='type26' value='1'
Do you Smoke: Nope..type='hidden' name='question27' value='Do+you+Smoke%3A'..type='hidden' name='type27' value='1'
Do you Swear: Yeah, I do. Mostly when I'm mad or upset though. But I never curse around my mother, or people substantially older than me because I feel it's disrespectful. ..type='hidden' name='question28' value='Do+you+Swear%3A'..type='hidden' name='type28' value='1'
Do you Sing: I do, I do. I love it...type='hidden' name='question29' value='Do+you+Sing%3A'..type='hidden' name='type29' value='1'
Do you Shower Daily: Yesh..type='hidden' name='question30' value='Do+you+Shower+Daily%3A'..type='hidden' name='type30' value='1'
Have you Been in Love: Yeah =|..type='hidden' name='question31' value='Have+you+Been+in+Love%3A'..type='hidden' name='type31' value='1'
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Do you want to get Married: Ehhhhhhh... I don't know. I think I can do without marriage. I just want to be with someone who loves me and whom I love and want to spend a lot of time with and enjoy it... you don't need marriage for that kind of committment. And by 'committment' I mean just us two, no other people involved; I do not share men and a guy who wants other females is NOT the one for me...type='hidden' name='question33' value='Do+you+want+to+get+Married%3A'..type='hidden' name='type33' value='1'
Do you believe in yourself: Not always. I have low self-esteem most the time because of things that have happened in the past...type='hidden' name='question34' value='Do+you+believe+in+yourself%3A'..type='hidden' name=&..39;type34' value='1'
Do you think you are Attractive: Riiight.. next question :P..type='hidden' name='question36' value='Do+you+think+you+are+Attractive%3A'..type='hidden' name='type36' value='1'
Are you a Health Freak: Kinda, but not really. I do eat a lot of healthy things like a ton of fruits and vegetables, though...type='hidden' name='question37' value='Are+you+a+Health+Freak%3A'..type='hidden' name='type37' value='1'
Do you get along with your Parents: Parent*. I love my mom...type='hidden' name='question38' value='Do+you+get+along+with+your+Parents%3A'..type='hidden' name='type38' value='1'
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yessssssss... they're awesome. Mother nature's art in its pure, raw form. :)..type='hidden' name='question39' value='Do+you+like+Thunderstorms%3A'..type='hidden' name='type39' value='1'
Do you play an Instrument: I played alto sax., clarinet, and piano in high school... I could probably still play now if I wanted to. I want to learn how to play the violin. And my guitar that sits here gathering dust. :)..type='hidden' name='question40' value='Do+you+play+an+Instrument%3A'..type='hidden' name='type40' value='1'
How do you want to Die: In my sleep, peacefully...type='hidden' name='question56' value='How+do+you+want+to+Die%3A'..type='hidden' name='type56' value='1'
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A vampire...type='hidden' name='question57' value='What+do+you+want+to+be+when+you+Grow+Up%3A'..type='hi dden' name='type57' value='1'
What country would you most like to Visit: ITALY..type='hidden' name='question58' value='What+country+would+you+most+like+to+Visit%3A'..type=' hidden' name='type58' value='1'
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Height: Tall... close to 6ft at least...type='hidden' name='question63' value='Height%3A'..type='hidden' name='type63' value='1'
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Best Clothing Style: Casual/comfortable... like jeans and a nice tee or dress shirt...type='hidden' name='question65' value='Best+Clothing+Style%3A'..type='hidden' name='type65' value='1'
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My Interests

Art, art museums, animals, candles, drawing, incense, kick-boxing, joking around, laughing, music, men who know how to treat a woman, singing, storms, talking, video games, zoos, hanging out and watching movies, etc.

You Are a Peacemaker Soul
You strive to please others and compromise anyway you can.
War or conflict bothers you, and you would do anything to keep the peace.
You are a good mediator and a true negotiator.
Sometimes you do too much, trying so hard to make people happy.

While you keep the peace, you tend to be secretly judgmental.
You lose respect for people who don't like to both give and take.
On the flip side, you've got a graet sense of humor and wit.
You're always dimplomatic and able to give good advice.

Souls you are most compatible with: Warrior Soul, Hunter Soul and Visionary Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?

Your Five Variable Love Profile
Propensity for Monogamy:

Your propensity for monogamy is high.
You find it easy to be devoted and loyal to one person.
And in return, you expect the same from who you love.
Any sign of straying, and you'll end things.

Experience Level:

Your experience level is high.
You've loved, lost, and loved again.
You have had a wide range of love experiences.
And when the real thing comes along, you know it!

Dominance:

Your dominance is medium.
You tend to be the one with more power.
You aren't a total control freak in relationships..
But of course you don't mind getting you way!

Cynicism:

Your cynicism is low.
You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance.
No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter.
You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate.
And if you haven't found true love yet, you know you will soon.

Independence:

Your independence is low.
This doesn't mean you're dependent in relationships..
It does mean that you don't have any problem sharing your life.
In your opinion, the best part of being in love is being together. The Five Variable Love Test

You Have a Phlegmatic Temperament
Mild mannered and laid back, you take life at a slow pace.
You are very consistent - both in emotions and actions.
You tend to absorb set backs easily. You are cool and collected.

It is difficult to offend you. You can remain composed and unemotional.
You are a great friend and lover. You don't demand much of others.
While you are quiet, you have a subtle wit that your friends know well.

At your worst, you are lazy and unwilling to work at anything.
You often get stuck in a rut, without aspirations or dreams.
You can get too dependent on others, setting yourself up for abandonment. What Temperment Are You?

I'd like to meet:

I've already met him

Music:

2Pac, Mariah Carey, Alicia Keys, No Doubt, Paul Wall, Michelle Branch, Beyonce, Kanye West, Maroon 5, Staind, Ludacris, Lil Jon (WHAT?!), Disturbed, Hoobastank, JEW, Eminem... I like a lot of different stuff, anything from classical to rap, to pop to rock, whatever.

Movies:

Interview with the Vampire, Underworld, Forrest Gump, Saving Private Ryan, Cast Away, The Little Mermaid, The Color Purple, Anger Management (and pretty much every other Adam Sandler movie), Elf, Anchorman, Napoleon Dynamite, Elektra, Daredevil, anything with "Madea" in it 'cause Tyler Perry is crazy as hell and I love it, Little Miss Sunshine, etc.

Television:

Viva La Bam, documentaries, Dave Chappelle Show, Jeff Corwin Experience (he makes me laugh--AND it's educational--WATCH IT!), NGEO, Leave it to Beaver, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Living Single, Aqua Teen Hunger Force (Meatwad is the shiz and you know this, mannn!).

Heroes:

My mother.