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Jamie

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About Me

     I'm a simple, complicated, uncouth, open minded, laid back, uptight, honest, genuine, big hearted, sophisticated, immature, hard to get along with, one of a kind,not to be duplicated, copied, or reprised, complete, and total smart ass.  I can easily offend people because my mind is ususally in the gutter, but can not be offended.  I'm known for my one liners, and ability to make a complete fool out of myself without trying.  I'm not a bad person.  I'm a good person with bad tendencies damn it.  I laugh all the time, the more "wrong" something is the more I love it.  I love to make people laugh, and since I seem to be naturally ignorant this comes very easy.  It is funny to say I'm "ignorant" simply because ignorance drives me up the fucking wall.  Kinda like what I call "Mess-O-Saurs Rex's" the prehistoric old women driving their $100,000.00 Mercedes, can't see over the steering wheel, and all you see coming towards you is blue hair and Benz at mach Aqua Net.  And now I've gone and worked myself into a tangent. 

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My Interests

Wrestling with my self loathing, slipping slowly into madness, contemplating my wang while pondering my nutsack and trying to solve the hunger problem in these "so called" 3rd world countries.  So far, I am working on two different solutions, the first being coupons(do you have any coupons) an the second being meth.
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I'd like to meet:

It takes different types of people to make up this abortion we know as society.  I am up to meeting most anyone, just be real, honest, genuine, and open minded.... Be yourself.  If I can finally come to the realization that I am about the most high maintenance person I know, then you should be able to bring on some honesty.  Because for the longest time I fooled my ownself into thinking I was "Low" maintenance.  Don't ask why, some questions are better left that way, but I am about the furtherance thing from low maintenance.

Music:

Techno, house, trance, elecronica, dance.  Favorite DJ---Offer Nissim--- He, and Maya, will put you through it.  Paul Van Dyk, ATB, Louie Devito, Tiesto, Judge Jules, George Acosta just to name a few. Music is the one part of my life that keeps me grounded and stable.  You can always tell what my mood is by the type of music I am listening to. 

Movies:

I like them all, but horror would be my favorite.  Just can't do anything with clowns.  Uggggggggh, they creep me the fuck out.
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Television:

Usually just have it on to have it on, you know background noise for the cat.  However, I find myself drawn to infomercials.  And believe you me, the higher the cable channel the more low class the infomercial gets.  My God, what is wrong with me? 

Books:

Puts me to sleep, and I can't miss my infomercial's on how to buy and sell houses with no money down!  I still don't understand how someone can actually get up in front of a camera, not knowing one god damn word about what their talking about, mind the fact their blouse does not in the slightest match their "slacks."  AND FOR GOD'S SAKE WHO WEARS PLEATED PANTS THESE DAYS..... BITCHES, CATCH UP!

Heroes:

My mom.  If I could only be 1/10 the person she was.  We take for granted the meaning of a smile.  But once its taken away, I long to see this once again some day.

My Blog

Becoming a non-practicing lesbian

I think I have just about had it with men, their lies, their games, my God their 5 year old pictures they're trying to pass off as "recent."  Hello, mens, Olan Mills angled shots are, nor ever ha...
Posted by Jamie on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 08:29:00 PST

Untitled

A glass wall separates me from my site.So that the world teasingly dangles in front of me,Knowing that I can't touch it.Knowing that I only await waiting toWaiting for the tiger, clawing fervently und...
Posted by Jamie on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 04:07:00 PST

Another thought, just if you're interested

Spooning is just a tactful way to say you're fucking.    
Posted by Jamie on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 01:51:00 PST

Thought I done fucked him to death

It was late one Wednesday night; I was peck, peck, pecking away online hollaring at the mens. Then out of the blue, ding an instant message. After scanning the profile I was like- Good God ..:namespac...
Posted by Jamie on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 02:24:00 PST

Thought of the day

Being a great fuck will not guarantee you a husband.... Believe you me.
Posted by Jamie on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 01:09:00 PST

Done

Done with all the attitudes, lies, and rumors.  Done with all the pain, hurt, and misery. Done with all laughs, comments, and remarks. Done with the games, pretending, and immaturity. I'm done.&...
Posted by Jamie on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 07:52:00 PST