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Dan

Lube Up Your Butthole and Dance The Fandango

About Me

I'm completely insane! I like going out on the razzle from time to time. You'll usually find me on the walkabout stage with my hands in the air at christmas when fairytale of new york comes on. When I'm not drunk, asleep or working, I'm usually playing poker, eating, or in london visiting my girlfriend. Throw in a piece of cheddar, a film or two, and a scotch egg, and thats pretty much my life really! Check out my page anyway and give me a message etc. And remember, keep your trousers up, keep your legs down.......and don't tell anyone you saw this profile ok!GOOD NIGHT.......MUCH LOVE!
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My Interests

Playing poker, driving my car, Norwich City!, going out, going to the gym, computers, watchin' films, errrrrr..........sleepin'. I'm trying to give up two of my biggest flaws: smoking, and wanking, which is hard as i'm a twenty a day man, and I smoke like a fucking chimney

I'd like to meet:

Living or.......UN living? Hmmmm we'll go with the latter. Wentworth Miller of course, David Jason, David Blaine, James Hetfield, Tom Chaplin, Sly Stallone, Tommy Cooper, Gus Hansen, Stu Ungar, Doyle Bruson, Homer Simpson, Jezza and Hamster, and JOHN MCLANE himself, Bruce Willis. And if your name is Elisha Cuthbert, Roxanne Pallett, Jodi Albert, Jennifer Love Hewitt, or Imogen Thomas, Please drop me a message!!!

Music:


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Anything and everything! Rock, Dance, R&B, you name it, its in my CD collection. When it comes to Rock/Metal/Indie/etc, My fave bands are Metallica, Keane, and Blink 182. Then there's System Of A Down, Killers, Snow Patrol, Travis, Coldplay, Kooks, Fratellis, The Feeling, Green Day, U2, My Chemical Romance, and Razorlight. Dance, I love all the old classic (Most of the tunes on Kevin and Perry Go Large haha). Then just loads of other stuff, The Streets rule........Oh and Enrique's partial to a good track or two. Hmmmmm what else? Lionel Richie of course,Frank Sinatra, and last but certainly not least..........Mr Donny Osmond! CHOOOOOOOOOOONNN!!!!
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Movies:

Shawshank Redemption, Braveheart, Rounders, V For Vendetta, Munich, Rocky, Pirates Of The Carribean, Back To The Future, Spiderman, Goodfellas, DIE HARD!!!

Television:

Prison Break, The Contender, 24, Fonejacker, Hustle, Mighty Boosh, Friends, Joey, Top Gear, My Name Is Earl, Six Feet Under, I'm Alan Partridge, Bottom, The Office, Simpsons, Crocodile Hunter (R.I.P Steve Irwin!) and Beavis & Butthead hahaha

Books:

The Man Behind The Shades - Stuey Ungar The Banker, The Professor, and the Suicide King Super System - Doyle "Texas Dolly" Brunson

Heroes:

Stuey "The Kid" Ungar, Gus "Great Dane" Hansen, Homer Simpson, James Hetfield, Tom Chaplin, Jezza & Hamster, Steve Irwin, Tommy Cooper.

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Could I kill a tiger armed with only a biro????
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