I am a fat brown dog named Buddness, 1/2 dachshund, 1/2 norfolk terrier. I am one cool son of a bitch (literally). I was born into a litter of approximately 5 beastlings. I being a bad ass decided to immediatly bite my first owner, which consequently, got me thrown into doggy reform school where I prooved I was the toughest guy in town by setting a few kennels on fire and biting off a few pinky fingers from several of the guards. One day, this chick came into the joint and sprung me with 50 bucks which was pretty sweet, for this, I made a promise that I would only bite her once. And to this day I have lived up to that vow. She met this guy so I have a pretty cool dad now. Mostly I have been livin it up in the lap of luxury, biting people when I can, every now and then taking a crap in a very inappropriate place, chewing my dog toys and just all around rasing hell.
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Doggie quiz!!!
What's your name?? Budderick Franklin Foor
What's your mommy/owners name? Samantha, Freddy
What breed are you? 1/2 dachshund, 1/2 norfolk terrier
How much did you cost?? 50 bucks
What's your facorite toy? my santa rope and doggy un-clyde
Tap water ot bottled water? i ain't no sissy
Do you always walk or are you always carried? i got 4 legs, what do you think?
How many pounds will you weigh full grown? i weigh a pleasant 17.5 pounds
Do you wear clothes? hell no
Long or short hair? wirey
Indoor or outdoor? Indoor all the way
Do you sleep with your mommy or in your own bed? Of course with my mom and dad
What's your fave color? Red
Do you chase cats or get along with them? I like to chase them, but we're still cool
How old are you? (in people years) almost 35
Do you like to go swimming? never tried
Are you fixed? yes
What color are your eyes? brown
What color is your hair? reddish brown
Do you get groomed? nope
Are you potty trained? Yes, except for when I get vengeful
How much do you bark? as much as possible
Have you ever bit anyone? It's my trademark
Do you believe in interbreedal mating? I am a product of it!!! And I Rock your socks
Do you like the bath or hate it? Tolerate it in quiet desperation
Are you friendly with ther dogs or go you just attack? I like to make new pals most of the time
Does your mommy/owner have a carring bag for you? no
Do you do any doggie sports?? Bench pressing 10 pounds
How cute are you from 1 to 10? I am a 10
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