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Miss Penguin

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About Me

"evidently chickentown."

Uhhh, my name's Mariam and I'm like thirty pounds overweight. I can't feel my ribcage even when I'm laying down and I have never seen or felt my backbone. Teeeheee.
I waste my life in community college which is becoming almost worthless to me. I don't really care about anything that much. It seems too many things to me are "blah" "pigshit" and "stink." I still live with mother and kinda on the stupid side as I spend many of my days being a damn jawckass and a giggling imbecile. With all of that said, I am just an overgrown brat. Teeheeee. :D And uhh, I'm pretty cool and stuff for being a sad loser. We should chill unless you remind me of pigshit.

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I'd like to meet:

PEOPLE WHO DON'T SMELL LIKE PIGSHIT!!! And most importantly, a man who knows how to fry a eggie-egg and open a car door. You guys know what I'm talking about. :p


And no, I won't have sex with you in case you're wondering.

My Blog

Admitting You Have a Problem is Always the First Step

With that said is time I waddled my chubby penguin ass to an Overeaters Anonymous meeting.  Blah screw you food!!!!  I don't need you and I don't want to be 200 pounds!!!!!!!!    :(STOP EATING STOP EA...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Sep 2009 21:17:00 GMT

Excuse Me, This is The Non-Smoking Area

Why is it that everyone I hang out with smokes?  Am I the only one who believes you can still live a very unhealthy lifestyle without lighting up all the time and potentially coughing up your own lung...
Posted by on Mon, 18 May 2009 15:10:00 GMT

I am Truly Touched

So I found this in my truth box:  you're so fucking ugly and fat and I'm glad I made you cry in high school. the detention was so worth it.Geee, I really have no clue who this person is.  Please someo...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Apr 2009 13:40:00 GMT

More Boobs Than Brains

So I have a strange feeling I'm about to earn another "W"on my transcripts in addition to the two I already have and nice lovely "F."  Don't we all need a few blotches on our permanent records?    Any...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Feb 2009 19:22:00 GMT

Fuck Me Gently With a Chainsaw

So somehow I'm managing to take Composition 1302 for the third time next semester.  Heeheee, I am indeed one of society's very special creatures.  BLAH!!!!!  I HATE WRITING!!!  ARGUMENTS AND INTELLECT...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Dec 2008 05:21:00 GMT

I Feel Everything

I feel like my whole shitty word is crashing down and falling apart.  Jesus Christ.  You have no idea.  
Posted by on Thu, 06 Nov 2008 01:38:00 GMT

Personality Test

Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||| 16% Stability |||||| 23% Orderliness |||||||||||||||||| 73% Accommodation || 10% Interdependence |||||||||||| 43% Intellect...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 19:46:00 GMT

Nothing

I could really relate to a good old tune from The Smiths right about now.  Plain, dumb, awkward, and  unattractive accurately describe the light in which I see myself.  In other words I...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 16:53:00 GMT

Gross..................gross.....just NO

From:Born to be odphiDate: Mar 13, 2007 12:48 PMhey wuz up how are you doing so you go both way so bring a friend and i will join yallWell, at least he didn't describe anything graphic he wanted to do...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 23:49:00 GMT