Johnny

jessicah&johnny
♥12-5-06♥
Now onto the important facts about ME:
Johnny was born in the early eighties, on June 19, 1981, A DAY THAT WOULD LIVE IN INFAMY! Now known as Johnny Day in most countries, June 19th is famous for the birth of hundreds of other brilliant people throughout history, including but not limited to Lou Gherig (he invented Lou Gherig's disease), Blaise Pascal, of the first computer ever fame (although it was really just a glorified abacus, but it was the 1600's... what do you expect), and of course, um, Paula Abdul. Millions, perhaps BILLIONS of people around the world celebrate with White Castle and six month old egg nog. Raised in Louisville, Kentucky, the irrascible Johnny was labeled as a wunderkind at the ripe age of three, when he killed him a bear. It was easy, of course, do to the fact that he was raised in the woods so he knew every tree. Johnny made a local name for himself in high school, where for seven years in a row he received the honors of WORLD'S MOST PROFICIENT PROCRASTINATOR and BIGGEST WASTE OF TALENT WITHIN 600 MILES OF THE EASTERN SEABOARD. Dubious awards to be sure, but merely a forshadowing of greatness to come. His post high school years brought a chain of half completed goals including a year of college and most of six years in the Air Force. Which pretty much brings us to where he is today. Which is working a borderline minimum wage job, without a car, while half-heartedly and haphazardly completing his first bestselliing novel. Stay tuned for more in Johnny's absolutely thrilling life.
NOW ON TO THE EVER-PRESENT RANDOM SURVEY...
WHY I'M SO SPECTACULAR- The Survey
Name: Johnny and/or Linton Week. Funny story actually. I'll have to tell you sometime
Birthday: Johnny Day. Which is on June 19th
Birthplace: Louisville, Kentucky
Current Location: Newport News, Virginia (insert ubiquitous frowny face here)
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed
Your Heritage: Some White Guy
The Shoes You Wore Today: Um... some kind of $10 loafer things I got from Wal-mart
Your Weakness: People made out of chocolate bunnies trying to eat me.
Your Fears: See above. And leprechauns. And Clarachauns, although I'm probably the only person reading this that knows what a clarachaun is. Elitist prick, aren't I.
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni and sausage. With cheese, tomato sauce and crust of course
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Well, my New Years Resolution is to be more moody and melodramatic. I suppose that qualifies.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: yeah, I don't really use instant messengers a lot. But everyone else's is LOL. God I hate that.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Sort of a grunt. Thinking is a pretty loosely described term for me until say noonish. Wait! Wait! After considerable thought into this deep and intriguing question, I've decided that the correct answer is JESSIE! (yay)
Your Best Physical Feature: My being me
Your Bedtime: Eh... whenever. I work nights mostly so maybe fourish
Your Most Missed Memory: What does this mean? Like what I wish I still remembered? I kind of regret not remembering the time when I was eleven and was kidnapped by a fairy princess and had to save the entire realm of Faerie by finding the black unicorn horn that had been stolen by the grey elves and given to the evil Dragon Ogosh.
Pepsi or Coke: Sam's Cola
MacDonalds or Burger King: Either. Us fat kids can't be picky.
Single or Group Dates: Either. Us fat kids can't be picky.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Either. Us fat kids can't be picky.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Either. Us fat kids can't be picky.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Jeez this is getting old. Just read the line above.
Do you Smoke: Yep. I'm a bad bad human being.
Do you Swear: Every once in a while. Unless my sister is reading this in which case the answer to both this and the above question is NEVER. ABSOLUTELY NEVER.
Do you Sing: Yep. It's part of being practically perfect in every way. Plus I constantly hum my theme music when I enter a room.
Do you Shower Daily: Daily. Hmm. That's a fairly loosely defined term. Wait. I meant yes.
Have you Been in Love: If by "ever" we meanforever and always.
Do you want to go to College: Been there. Had the tee-shirt. Sold it because I dropped out and can't pay bills with my job.
Do you want to get Married: Definitely and before too long because Jessie might regain use of her upper cognitive reasoning abilities and then I'm SOL.
Do you belive in yourself: No. I don't exist.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope. Immunity to motion sickness is one of the perks of not existing.
Do you think you are Attractive: Hell yeah.
Are you a Health Freak: Hell no.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yep.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Bunches
Do you play an Instrument: I play nintendo. Does that count? Oh, oh, oh! And a mean kazoo.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yep
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No, unless you count tylenol
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yeah I have, with the hottest girl ever. In the history of mankind. God she's hot. Hot Hot Hot!!! Plus she's mine, but being retarded doesn't detract from the utter hotness. In fact, if she lived in the woods her house would be a hottage... okay that was dumb. But bite me.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Only if you define a mall as a 7-11. Then yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Not that I recall
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I could only wish
In the past month have you been on Stage: Stage 6-1 of Super Mario Brother II, thank you very much
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In the hot tub with Jess...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Only hearts, my friends. Only hearts. But then my poker buddies beat me up. Ho-hum.
Ever been Drunk: No. Oh wait. Yes. Quite often.
Ever been called a Tease: Only behind my back.
Ever been Beaten up: Only behind my back.
Ever Shoplifted: When I was ten. I was CUTE though, so it was okay.
How do you want to Die: Eaten by sharks.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a girl
What country would you most like to Visit: Europe. (it's a joke, I know Europe's not a country. It's an imaginary land full of elves, fairies, goblins, canadians, and rainbow sherbet)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: whichever
Favourite Hair Color: whatever
Short or Long Hair: longer I suppose, although it depends on the person
Height: I only date hobbits.
Weight: No! I want to go NOW! (wow, that was a really crappy pun. Weight/wait. Get it? God I probably hate you now)
Best Clothing Style: however
Number of Drugs I have taken: Number, huh? Wouldn't amount by a better question? Or types maybe? I mean, do you count each individual pill, or how many times?
Number of CDs I own: a couple hundred
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None, unless I got really drunk and have one in the middle of my back where I can't see it. Which would be disconcerting to say the least.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Regrets are for stupid people. Hey, that's catchy. Maybe I should Patent it. That was an amazingly dumb joke, wasn't it. I guess that changes my answer. Number of things in my Past I Regret: One now.
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