NICK

AHHHH ABOUT ME, WELL MY NAME IS NICK I AM FROM KANSAS. I AM TWENTY TWO YEARS OLD I AM PRETTY ATHLETIC OR I GUESS I SHOULD SAY I LIKE SPORTS SINCE I NEVER WENT ANYWHERE WITH MY ABILITIES. I HAVE A FEW TATTOOS (5+3=9 ,IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! HAHHA) I LOVE TO DRINK AND THATS PROBABLY WHY I DONT TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUS. MY FAMILY IS AWESOME. MY MOM IS A PRETTY CRAZY LADY, SHE IS TOTALLY OPEN TO LIFE AND WHAT IT HAS TO OFFER! SHE IS MY STRENGHT. MY DAD IS THE MOST RELIGIOUS MAN I KNOW, I SPENT MUCH OF MY YOUTH STRUGGLING WITH ENDING UP LIKE MY FATHER BUT NOW I REALIZE THAT I WOULD BE SO LUCKY TO BE AS GOOD A MAN AS HE IS! AND ON TO ERIN, YA KNOW I ALWAYS SAY THAT "ERIN IS WALKING PERFECTION AND I AM THE FAILED EXPERIMENT." IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ITS TRUE! ANYWAYS SHE IS PRETTY MUCH WHAT I AM NOT. AND SOMETIMES I AM A MAJOR DICK TO HER BUT ALL BROTHERS ARE RIGHT? WE'LL JUST SAY YES FOR MY SAKE! AND MY BROTHERS, CADE WHITE, RYAN VANDEWYNKEL,DOUG HYATT,DEREK RESER, BRANDON BRYAN, PETE SPANS, REID SCHIMDT, HANK MEISNER, NICK MAGEE, FORREST SEWELL, AND ALEX MORRIS. NONE OF US HAVE THE SAME MOTHERS OR FATHERS BUT OR SOULS CONSIST OF THE SAME BLOOD. I WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR YOU GUYS. THERE HAVE BEEN ALOT OF THINGS I HAVE EXPIERENCED IN MY LIFE AND TAUGHT ME WHO I AM AND I AM HAPPY WITH THE PERSON I AM SO FAR! EXCEPT THAT I GIVE INTO PEER PRESSURE EVERYTIME AND I HAVE TO MUCH FAITH IN PEOPLE. ANYWAYS I HAVE A FEW GOALS I WANT TO ACCOMPLISH, GET A DEGREE, SEE ALITTLE MORE OF THE WORLD, FINALLY MEET A KICK ASS GIRL, AND ROUND UP SOME OF MY BROS AND GO ON A FLOAT TRIP DOWN THE YUKON RIVER IN ALASKA. I THINK LIFE IS PRETTY SIMPLE, I HAVE ANYTHING I COULD EVER WANT AND ALOT OF THINGS I HONESTLY DONT DESERVE! BUT NOT A DAY GOES BY I DONT THANK GOD FOR ALL I HAVE MOST OF ALL MY FAMILY. ANYWAYS I HAVE TO SPEND A YEAR IN GREECE AND THEN ONCE THAT IS OVER I MOVE ON TO ANOTHER PART OF MY LIFE. BUT UNTIL THEN I AM GONNA LIVE IT UP ON THE ISLAND OF CRETE. WHILE I AM THERE I AM GOING TO EXPAND MY INNER SELF BY TRAINING TO BE THE NEXT CHUCK NORRIS, SLEEP UPSIDE DOWN LIKE BATMAN, ZONE OUT LIKE THE DALI LAMA AND TRY TO REACH TIBET IN FOUR SEOCONDS USING MY BRAIN, FIGURE OUT A WAY TO MAKE ALCOHOL OUT OF DIRT. I MEAN DIRTS EVERY WHERE AND ALL WE USE IT FOR IS TO BURY STUFF, OR SHITTY GARDENS THAT MARTHA STEWART WOULDN'T EVEN GRACE HER SHELF TO POO IN! AND WE DONT NEED IT FOR FOOD, NOT SINCE CHUCK NORRIS INVENTED HYDROPONICS, HYDROPONTICS, WHATEVER, FOOD THAT GROWS FROM RECYCLED TOILET WATER AND PLASTIC PIPING SYSTEMS! IT EXISTS, I SAW IT AT DISNEY WORLD, THAT AND MICKEY MOUSE FUCKING CINDERELLA! I AM THE KING OF AWKWARD SITUATIONS, BEEN IN MANY AND STOOD VICTORIOUS OVER THEM ALL. ANYWAYS LIFE IS PRETTY COOL IF YOU ASK ME EVEN WHEN THINGS SUCK ITS STILL KICK ASS CUZ I WILL ALWAYS HAVE GOD, MY FAMILY, MY BROTHERS AND ALL OTHERS THAT I LOVE. BESIDES I PLAN ON BEING A MOUNTAIN MAN AND CLIMBING SOME BIG ROCKS, LIKE DENALI, OR THE DEVILS THUMB, EVEN MAYBE BE THE FIRST PERSON TO CLIMB AN UNDERWATER MOUNTAIN! THEN LEARN TO BE SO SELF SUSTAINING AND SUFFIENT TO LIVE IN THE WILD FOR YEARS, GROW A NASTY BEARD WITH DINGLE BERRIES IN IT AND THROW SPEARS LIKE I WAS BORN IN KENYA. I ALSO WANT TO INVENT SOMETHING, NOT TO BE RICH, BUT TO HELP THE WORLD LIKE MAYBE A VOMIT VACCUUM, OR A MACHINE THAT CAN RECYCLE PISS INTO VODKA, THAT WOULD BE PRETTY COOL RIGHT? I BELIEVE IN GOD, RELIGION, AND ANARCHY! NO BODY SEEMS TO HAVE CONTROL OF THE WORLD ANWAYS EVEN WITH GOVERNMENTS SO WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE POINT! ITS GONNA COME CRASHING DOWN. HENCE WHAT I SAID EARLY ABOUT BEING A MOUNTAIN MAN ALL WE'RE GONNA HAVE IS GOD, FAMILY, KNIVES, SPEARS, BOWS AND ARROWS , AND BAD BREATH. IF IT HAPPENS IN OUR LIFE TIME I'LL BE THE GUY COVERED IN DEER HIDES BEING A WARRIOR/HUNTER TAKING CARE OF MY FAMILY(CHUCK NORRIS WOULD BE PROUD!) ANYWAYS IF THAT DOES HAPPEN I WILL BE SOMEWHERE IN THE MID-WEST WITH MY FAMILY, YOU SHOULD STOP BY WE CAN EAT SQUIRREL, RABBITS, COONS, OR FIELD MICE OR WHATEVER VERMIN YOU WANT, WE COULD EVEN MAKE A STEW. THEN WE CAN SIT AROUND AND TALK ABOUT HOW AWESOME MYSPACE WAS AND THEN GO SCRATCH NEW PROFILES ON ROCKS WITH STICKS, AND FIGURE OUT A WAY TO EMAIL AND LEAVE EACH OTHER COMMENTS. ANYWAYS I AM TORQUED RIGHT NOW OR "HAMMERED DRUNK" SO IF ANY OF THIS SEEMS STRANGE AND YOUR KINDA THINKIN ABOUT SENDING ME A FRIEND REQUEST, JUST KNOW THIS IS HOW I AM EVEN WHEN I AM SOBER AS A NUN. SO PLEASE DONT SEND ME A FRIEND REQUEST BLINDLY UNLESS YOUR SURE YOUR A COOL PERSON SO I DONT SIT AND STARE AT MY FRIENDSLIST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE! SNOOCHIE BOOOCHIES!