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David

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About Me

My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, my power is discombobulatingly devastating; I want your heart. Praise be to Allah! I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I'd fight him too. I'm not interested in being humiliated anymore...I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all.

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My Interests

Exploration! I have a wonder lust. Mopping the floor brings me tranquillity. Kung Fu masters, spontaneity, invisible light, hearty soups, time travel, clairvoyance, shrinking, which way is Mecca?

I'd like to meet:

Jerks, mostly.

Music:

The Beatles, Spiritualized, Botch, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Drive Like Jehu, Nas, The Stooges, Bjork, The Gris Gris, Pixies, DEL tha funkee homosapien, Neil Young

Movies:

Back to the Future II, Brazil, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Big Trouble in Little China, Transformers: The Movie, The Big Lebowski, Donnie Darko, The Life Aquatic, National Geographic, Amelie, What's Love Got To Do With It: The Triumphant True-Life Story of Tina Turner.

Television:

The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Star Trek: The Next Generation, The Mighty Boosh, the BBC, the CBC, the National Geographic network, Da Ali G Show, Chappelle's Show, Nova

Books:

Catcher in the Rye, Catch 22, Brave New World, the adventures of Sherlock Holmes, 1984, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, How We Are Hungry. I enjoy reading about physics and space and the universe. The Blind Watchmaker was really interesting. Books about Ghengis Khan. I like to read periodicals at the library.

Heroes:

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