***PERFORMANCE IS EVERYTHING***

TO THOSE OF YOU WHO DONT KNOW ME I'm Kristi Banks.. Big BANKS!!! Tits McGee... OPRA... PoopStain... Chicken... AND ONLY KNOWN AS PUNKIN TO THE LOVE OF MY LIFE DAVID ... I'M KNOWN for my SPIRATIC OUTBURSTS of LAUGHTER, CLUMSEYNESS, AND SNORTING whenI LAUGH...I AM REMEMBERED FOR FARTING ON PEOPLE, OR EVERYWHERE I GO.... ESPECIALLY IN THE CAR WHEN I TURN ON THE HEATER AND LOCK THE DOORs AND WINDOWS, SO FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT HAVE BEEN THERE BEFORE... YOU KNOW THAT MEANS I TRUELY LOVE YOU!!!I STRONGLY BELIEVE IN BEING YOURSELF NO MATTER HOW FOOLISH, NO MATTER HOW COCKY, NO MATTER HOW ORIGINAL! BECAUSE THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER YOU! AND WHY PRETEND to be SOMETHING your NOT FOR PEOPLE TO LIKE YOU? And IF YOU HAD TO DO THAT, THERE are NOT REAL FRIENDS OR WORTH KEEPING AROUND ANYWAY... THERE IS A Time IN EVERYONES LIFE WHERE WE EXPERIENCE THINGS THAT CREATE WHO WE ARE TODAY .... I WON'T SHARE my SCARS, BUT I WILL SAY HOW IT GAVE ME A BIG SMILE TO REMIND MY SELF " NO BAD DAYS... SMILE AND HAVE FRIENDS OR FROWN AND HAVE WRINKLES."... I CRY OVER NOTHING, AND SAVE MY TEARS TO SHED FOR THOSE WHO DESERVE THEM.... MY arms are open TO HOLD THOSE WHO HAVE NO ONE. I know that GOD GAVE US TWO EARS and one mouth, SO we SHOULD LISTEN TWICE AS MUCH AS we SHOULD BE RUNNING our MOUTH's.... *** The Biggest Person in my life is David. I have never felt so cherished, appreciated, and loved in my entire life than I do now since I have been with him. I believe you find love when you are not looking for it, and that is when I found my soulmate.... " David, I found everything when I found you". I know now what it means to say, "I LOVE YOU" .... Because everyday my heart still skips a beat...