When your feeling blue you don't know what to do sitting all alone waiting by the phone the world seems so unfair no-one seems to care when your own words are dripped 'n torn you've got a friend in porn Thank you for the porn no wonder folks may score the constant mindless sex the crude special effects it gets you thru the day whather bi or straight or gay when you wish you were never born you've got a friend in porn when the night is long everything is wrong and you heart is on a shelf you have to touch yourself reach for your old friend the pleasures never end and I think you find it's a friend you can rewind Thank you for the porn porny porny porn porny porny porn porny porny porn porni porno pornai pornitely dittely doo pornograffy for you pornograffy for me you've got a friend in porn..For 3 years now I had show turtles and never put them in a show.. I'm a freaking hypocrite.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Brandon Ruden
Birthday: Oct. 2nd
Birthplace: Los Angeles, California
Current Location: Bloomington, Minnesota
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'10''-5'11''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: German
The Shoes You Wore Today: Same damn Chef shoes.. every damn day..
Your Weakness: Bullets
Your Fears: Getting hit by a truck thats driven by the the Incredible Hulk
Your Perfect Pizza: Canadian Bacon
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Paying off student loans
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: But I'm le tired
Your Best Physical Feature: My ass
Your Bedtime: Dont have
Your Most Missed Memory: my old job..
Pepsi or Coke: Vodka-Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: In-N-Out Burger
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: *phiff* taste like burnt water
Do you Smoke: ...
Do you Swear: Bitch no
Do you Sing: Surey do... any request?
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Next Question
Do you want to go to College: Done with that Bis-Nitch
Do you want to get Married: Sure
Do you belive in yourself: Ya.. who else would?
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Do you think your attractive??
Are you a Health Freak: Not really..
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes.. mostly
Do you like Thunderstorms: Why not
Do you play an Instrument: Nope
How do you want to Die: Pulling off the worlds biggest heist
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Naked and famous
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy again
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dont care
Favourite Hair Color: dont care
Short or Long Hair: dont care
Height: little smaller then me
Weight: Avg.
Best Clothing Style: not trashy
Number of thugs I have eaten:
Number of CDs I own: like 5 maybe
Number of Piercings: Zero
Number of Tattoos: One
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I regret nothing..
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Chef
You're an original PIMP! You know your way with the ladies/gents and you know how to satify. Everyone likes you and you like everyone.
Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!
..a href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vcGhvdG9idWNrZXQuY2
9t" target="_blank"
