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Taylor Lang

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About Me

I'M OFF TO MY NEXT ADVENTURE, TEXAS TECH! I'LL BE SURE TO WRITE!!Chapter 1: PersonalInitials: TJL Middle name: James Birthday: august 19, 1989 Birth Place: Webster, TX Current location: Dorm in Lubock Height: 6' Hair length: a few inches above my shoulder Eye color: green Piercings: none Birthmarks: bunch of random freckles that never go away on my arms...got these 3 big ones on my leg.Chapter 2: FamilyDo you live with your parents: sort of. when i go back to houston, yeah. Do you get along with your parents? sure Are your parents married/separated/divorced? repeatedly all of the above Do you have any siblings? older sister What pets do you have in your house? spencer, my 13-year old schnauzer(now deceased), then a bunch of cats at my moms What are their names? ...see aboveChapter 3: FavoritesCity: san antonio Season: winter clothing brand: brands? huh? Color: green Number: 2Chapter 4: Do You ...Sing in the shower? nah. too tired. i whistle. Write memos on your hand? occasionally Call people back? if i remember Believe in love? sure do Sleep on a certain side of the bed? uh-huh. i used to sleep diagonally, because my dog would always push my legs off to the side to curl up at the foot. Wear glasses or contacts? glasses. contacts coming soon.Chapter 5: Have You Ever...Gone skinny dipping? nope. sounds like fun though Worn braces? nope. should be though. Broken a bone? no. weird, considering i live dangerously. Had stitches? also weird, i havent. Punched someone in the face? yeah. he made fun of me! i made him cry. hehe. Skipped school? yes. SHHH!!! Taken painkillers? uh, not really. Gone SCUBA diving? nope Been stung by a bee? nope Thrown up in a restaurant? no Been to overnight camp? sure have. Written a letter to Santa Claus? long time ago. Had detention? yup. Been sent to the principal's office? repeatedly. mostly in junior high though. like 3 times in summer school this past summer though. i had issues, i guess... Been called a bitch? yeah. carlos hates losing VC, lol.Chaper 6: Who/What was the last..Person to IM you? kyle. Person to call you? shane. Person you hugged? carmen Person you tackled? daniel, probably. almost tackled shane the other day, but he has a knife. Thing you touched? myse-HEY!!! Thing you ate? uhhhh buffalo wings, mashed potatoes and gravy, and green beans. Drank? sweet tea. Thing you said? i grunted at the guy who said he has to work on my sink and said itll be out for a while.RANDOM questions:Last call u thought bout makin? danica Last call made? voicemail Last text recieved from? danicaCURRENT:What channel is the tv on? its not on. What song is playing? my fan. Watching? computer screen. thats a stupid question. What is your background? sexy picture of danica.FAVORITE:Type of pizza? anything with meat. fuck veggies. College basketball team? i guess texas tech. i dont like basketball though. Shirt that you own? this cool black silk shirt i got for band. Warning?: "No standing zone"-right by AMC willobrook.OTHER RANDOM:Whats the time? 11:52 Whats the date? 1-30-2008 Whats the day? Wednesday Do you own more than 5 tv sets? no, exactly 5. Do you own a toaster? yeah. WHAT DO U THINK OF WHEN I SAY Cat?: my old friend Felix Jump?: rope Bed?: danica. Food?: squash. dont ask me why, i havetn even seen squash in years. im confused too. Scratch and sniff?: strawberry.I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

My Interests

Music, mainly alternative, video games, bad horror movies(i love jason), thriller novels, and my wonderful woman.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet the guys from Whose Line Is It Anyway? and also Jeri Ryan. Have you ever seen her? Coke bottle to the max, man. Seriously, look her up on google images or something. Also the dueling banjos kid from deliverance, Wynton Marsalis, Kevin James, Dane Cook, and last but not least, Angelina Jolie. Oh yeah.

Music:

Green Day, Sum 41, the Doors, Pink Floyd, Gorillaz, Bela Bartok, Joseph Haydn(the man writes a mean trumpet concerto), Frank Ticheli, Tool, Alanis Morisette, Frank Sinatra, Leonard Bernstein, Dvorak.

Movies:

South Park, Team America: World Police, Sin City, 300, the Departed, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Final Cut, Saving Private Ryan, Apocalypse Now, Rush Hour 1 & 2, and others, I suppose.

Television:

South Park, Futurama, Robot Chicken, Battlestar Galactica(thats a big one), Twilight Zone, the Boondocks, Simpsons, American Dad

Books:

I read a lot more back in the day when i only had a few friends.

Heroes:


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My Blog

Unholy Angels

Too late to save me from myselfCan't get out of this twisted lifePut my memories, my life on the shelfDestined for nothing but pain and strifeNo motivation, no passion, no careCan't hear the music of ...
Posted by Taylor Lang on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 12:41:00 PST

Secret Gospel of Mark

I was looking around on Wikipedia, and I found an article talking about a letter that someone named Clement wrote to a follower named Theodore making reference to a Secret Gospel of Mark, or a version...
Posted by Taylor Lang on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 09:41:00 PST

As I get older...

I realize I am more and more concerned with politics and, more specifically, civil rights. I've always hated ignorance, prejudice, and the like, but I've never been so acquainted with how retarded som...
Posted by Taylor Lang on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 06:52:00 PST

TRUMPET HIGH COMMAND

This is a group on Facebook(also was on the internet pre-facebook) called Trumpet High Command and should be implemented ASAP as the supreme law of the land. The Trumpet High Command Handbook of LawTh...
Posted by Taylor Lang on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 08:07:00 PST

a story by me

Happy-Happy Joy-JoyRenny works the Merry-go-round at the Happy-Happy Joy-Joy traveling carnival. At least, he was Renny once upon a time. Only his friends called him Renny, and he doesn't have any mor...
Posted by Taylor Lang on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 05:32:00 PST

The Charge of the Light Brigade, by Alfred Tennyson, 1st Baron

Half a league, half a league,   Half a league onward, All in the valley of Death   Rode the six hundred. Forward, the Light Brigade!       ...
Posted by Taylor Lang on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 12:08:00 PST

I was almost ticketed yesterday for smoking in school...

...but i was not smoking. at lunch today me and my friend phillip went outside cuz it was so damn cold in cy-ridge and he lit up a cigarette. not really a big deal, especially since hes 18, but the ad...
Posted by Taylor Lang on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 06:17:00 PST

I have renounced my Christian faith

(Disclaimer: If anti-Christian literature pisses you off, don't read this) Yes, you heard right. I am no longer going to describe myself as a Lutheran when a stranger asks of my religion. The simple f...
Posted by Taylor Lang on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 08:12:00 PST

so, im just bored

and thats why i made a myspace. im not buing into this whole crap, just got bored like a week ago. i also like surveys, and myhspace has a lot of them.
Posted by Taylor Lang on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 07:47:00 PST