If you think you've had a bad day, you haven't heard about mine...oh yeah...and Jen made me do this...
I HATE triangles, I have been featured several times on VH1's BEST WEEK EVER, I don't like to be set up for the "okie doke", I'm a collector...I collect degrees and I use none of them, my life has meaning because American Idol is on, I lead a secret life of bees (according to some people), "He paints?...like this?...or like this?", I try to give up the same thing every year for New Years and have YET to be successful, someday I'd like to be a member of Oprah's book club, I've dubbed the nickname "Titty-Balls" or "Biggins" depending on what part of NC you're from, I feel accomplished now that I've got a myspace, my friend got bit by a tarantula and she's scared (practically her leg is falling off as she writes this...pretty much)...and that pretty much sums me up :-)
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
The creator of Franzia, Chris Hansen, Tom Hanks, Nancy Grace "Now shug, when did you realize your husband was a serial killer...?", Pat Summitt, and that person that cut me off on 97 the other day so I could show them how we do it in the DIRTY