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Matthew

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About Me

My life alternates between waiting tables, giving people massages, hanging out with my peeps, keeping up with my kids (2 cats and a dog), eating food, fighting crime (online game hehe), reading a book, reading a comic, acting crazy, going to the bar, going to starbucks, and having serious conversations with my self about procrastination that I end up putting off for another day. I like spending time. I never get enough time to spend. I don't do drugs. I Love, Promote Love, and Do No Harm (or at least try not to).

My Blog

The Adventures of Trip: The chronicle continues

The Sore LoserYoung Trip whistfully rode upon the park trail when he was flagged down by a woman waving a clipboard to get his attention. Curious, Trip breaks next to her to hear what she has to say. ...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Nov 2008 03:03:00 GMT

Funny (read at your own risk)

The following is a conversation between Trip and his friend in Kentucky. I was apalled, yet so amused I had to share it with anyone who cares to read these things :P   Kentucky Guy: I went t...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 00:27:00 GMT

Not the most Ideal blog, but it’s a blog--I got tagged *looks down in shame*

The rules are: Once you have been tagged, you must write a blog with ten weird, random things, little known facts, and weird habits about yourself. At the end, tag ten people list their names. Don't f...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 21:09:00 GMT

Nightmare

Trip says he likes nigtmares because he likes being scared. I don't mind a good scary monster nightmare myself, but the ones that screw with your head and it's like real life has taken a turn for...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 09:25:00 GMT

New resolutions are like...

...Letter bombs. They come to you all nice, but open them up and they knock you dead. That's sort of how this morning happened. Last night I go to bed early, with the intention of waking up, doing som...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 10:11:00 GMT

For Holloween I scared myself

I really did though. No Lie. I haven't had a haircut in *thinks* a freakin' long time. July. That sounds right. Maybe august. Whatever. Needless to say my hair has officially reached critical mass. I ...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 20:30:00 GMT

Breaking my rule

I know I've promised to post only amusing blogs but I must MUST share this with anyone and everyone. Because I'm a dork. A big one. It's why you love me. Well I'm sure you love me for other reasons to...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 01:11:00 GMT

What can I say?

In keeping with the tradition that I only post what's awkward or amusing in my life, I have a treat for my dearly devoted readers of this, my modest blog in that you get a nice blend of both today. Th...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 14:45:00 GMT

The sum of her character :P

"I wanted to make sure that my name was in your head when you're holding your weiner."- Laura....................................................... .......................................................
Posted by on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 17:07:00 GMT

Dumbfounded

New Goal: Find suitable layout for my MySpace. Why? Becuase it sucks other than this stupid blog. Okay okay. It's not a stupd Blog. I enjoy it. Mostly. _>. Alright, the only reason I decided to post ...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 22:31:00 GMT