Christy Miller AKA Bitchie Slambora (GGRD)

Born in a gay bar (everyone else calls it "the city") in Northern California called San Francisco, or as she lovingly calls it, "Sam and Frank's Disco", Christy grew up in a broken family after her father left and her mother got remarried to "Al"Cohol. She knew at the age of 7, after seeing the "San Francisco Big Laff Off Finals" with Marsha Warfield and George Wallace, that she wanted to be a stand up comedienne. She did not pursue this dream for many years due to her fantasy of being a rock star. At the age of 15, when "normal" girls were getting ready for their first prom, Christy picked up her first electric guitar. She thought she was going to be the next Joan Jett. Turns out, she was destined to be the next Joan Rivers.When Christy turned 16, she got a job in a rock 'n' roll night club in Oakland, California as a bouncer where all the bay area bands played to get near them and learn from them and hope to play in a band with them one day. Yes, she was a bouncer. This particular club was surrounded by 5 crack houses. Not the nicest part of town, especially for a teenage girl. She soon earned the respect in the neighborhood and the nickname "LA face with an Oakland booty."Christy describes herself as not your typical "girlie" girl. "I try to be cute and adorable when I go to a club, but all guys see is Broadzilla storming in." Not the delicate wallflower she had hoped to be. "I love baseball and football; especially the teams with the hottest players. I really don't care about stats and stuff. The only stats I need to know are if they are single, rich, and do I have a shot at marrying Paul LoDuca or Carl Pavano."Since moving to Los Angeles a few years ago, Christy has made a name for herself as one of the funniest, craziest, female stand up comics among the comedy circuit. From a radio show with Taylor Negron (yes, the pizza guy from Fast Times at Ridgemont High) to a Pay-Per-View special with BET, Christy has pretty much hit every market in between. She was featured regularly at the World Famous Comedy Store in Los Angeles and has opened for such legendary comics as Mr. Paul Mooney and Andrew "Dice" Clay.Now, Christy has since moved back east to conquer New York City making her mark on the stages there wherever she performs. (Besides, Carl Pavano is a Yankee now, so she feels she needs to go wherever her "husband" is...stalker, party of one, stalker, party of one, your table is ready).In her first year in New York City, Christy auditioned for the Gotham Girls Roller Derby League. Yep, you guessed it, she has become a genuine Roller Derby Queen. Christy, or as she is known to her teammates and derby fans, "Tramp O'Lean" number 45 of the Manhattan Mayhem is the sinewy, sultry diva who is as nimble on skates as she is with her jokes. Tramp O'Lean has definitely found her niche (and by the way, she chose number 45 because, again, it is Carl Pavano's number....get a life Christy, would ya?) Getting ready to start the 2007 season, Tramp O'Lean has decided to retire her name and take on the identity of "BITCHIE SLAMBORA." Get ready derby fans! You don't want to miss her.As the '08 season starts, Miss Bitchie Slambora has been traded (oh whatever... it makes me feel professional and wanted..LOL!) to the New Jersey Dirty Dames Roller Derby League in the Dirty Jersey!! She is officially a Jersey Girl. Watch out Jersey fans!!! I have arrived (ok to stalk Jon Bon Jovi). Men, women, gay, straight, blue, black, pink, etc., can all relate to the rock 'n' roll outlook on life she shares on stage. Layout Provided By FreeCodeSource.com - Myspace Layouts