"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
Let's describe a certain female. A female with the disease of character and attitude. If you will, a snob. However in the view of NWA...A bitch is a bitch, So what if I'm poor or rich I talk in the exact same pitch Now the title bitch don't apply to all women But all women have a little bitch in 'em. It's like a disease that's plagues their character Take in the women of America And it starts with the letter B It makes a girl like that think she better than me See, some get mad and some just bury But, yo, if the shoe fits wear it It makes 'em go deaf in the ear That's why when you say 'hi' she won't say 'hi' Are you the kind that thinks you're too damn fly? Bitch eat shit 'n die Ice cube comin' at you at crazy pitch (Why?) I think a bitch is a bitch.'Who the fuck you think you're callin' a bitch you little muthafucka? I dunno who the fuck you think you're talkin' to. Let me tell you one muthafuckin' thang, I'm not a...' 'Bitch, shut the fuck up.'Yo, you can tell a girl that's out for the money (How?) She look good and the bitch walk funny She ain't no dummy she's rather kaniving Yo, bitch fuck when I'm driving See a young nigga that's striving You're thru' without a BMW That's why a bitch is a bitch I guess, or ether P-M-S Here, test the girl that's kinda snobby And I bet you dissin a nigga is her hobby And after she finished the test Write today a B-I-T-C-H And watch her get mad 'cause she know it's true But a nigga like me, I say 'fuck you' Do like Ice Cube, slam her ass in a ditch 'Cause a bitch is a bitch.'Why I gotta be a bitch?' 'I ain't call you no bitch. If you'd listen to the goddamn song it'd tell you what a bitch is.' 'Fuck the song 'cause I'm not no muthafuckin' bitch. 'I didn't say you was a bitch.' 'Fuck you, punk-ass nigga!' 'Fuck you, bitch! 'Fuck you! Who the fuck you think you are? 'Fuck you! Suck my dick, bitch!I once knew a bitch who got a slapped 'Cause she played me like she was all that A bitch can be your best friend talking behind your back About who's fucking who and who's getting fat Look at yourself for me, Now do you fall in this category? Or you're the kind that won't blink 'Cause you don't think yo shit stinks Luckily I haven't had a drink 'Cause I'll down you ass, Than I'll clown your ass 'Cause the niggas I hang with ain't rich We're all saying 'Fuck you bitch!' Now, what I can do with a hoe like you Bend your ass over then I'm thru' ? then you see Ice Cube ain't takin' no shit (Why?) 'Cause I think a bitch is a bitchThere you have it. The description of a bitch. Now ask yourself, are they talking about you? Are you that funky, dirty, money-hungry, scandalous, stuck-up, hair piece contact wearing bitch? Yep, you probably are._______Bitch! I LOVE T-SHIRT HELL! Check out T-Shirt Hell's Freak Farm
