Hello all!
I am an extreme dork.
Maura Jean Diamond is my name!
I love my middle name, I think it is fantastic.
I graduated, fo sho. Evergreen Park Community Highschool.
ALIVE??
AH
Now I have extremely lofty aspirations such as:
Nantucket duck farmer, high paid call girl, low paid call girl, worlds tallest midget, carny, world's shortest giant, nail polish and crayola crayon namer, JFL.
Jewel is fly, but it isn't being a duck farmer, so if anyone has an opening in the above mentioned fields let me know.
I think that the only thing that i enjoy eating is french fries. I hate salad and vegetables.
I hate dirty mall sluts that hit on my charming and wonderful boyfriend.
I am addicted to and madly in love with The Office.
It is my obsession.
Speaking of obsessions, Mr. Krystof is my love.
I hope he has a myspace and sees this.
I also play guitar, I rock out hardcore.
Hmmmm....
Yepp that's it I'll be around.
By: John Kiley
