Joke |
> "Hello?"> > "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"> > "No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."> > After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncl...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 15:54:00 GMT |
Strange Behaivor |
Stange behaivor leads to rhetorical questions that even though i can answer them no one else would be able to and in the end, caring for someone is out of the question. Care anyway. Honesty doesn't co...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 16:54:00 GMT |
More guy stuff |
1. Guys hate sluts.2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to ...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 22:45:00 GMT |
Man Code |
The Guys' RulesAt last a guy has taken the time to write this all downWe always hear " the rules"From the female side.Now here are the rules from the male side.These are our rules!Please note.. these ...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 15:14:00 GMT |
NEW JOKE!!! |
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there the wife unexpectedly passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000 or yo...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 09:55:00 GMT |
Random thoughts and ?'s |
I couldn't sleep, I guess you could say I had a lot on my mind. But, I did manage to come up with all this stupid shit for you to read...
Is a bad looser automatically a bad winner as well?
Is...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 00:18:00 GMT |
Read all of this |
>You must READ the last line................and pass along if you're so>inclined!>>>1. If you migrate to this country, you must speak the native language.>>2. You have to be a professional or an inves...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 17:59:00 GMT |
Post Office Application |
A guy goes to the U.S. Post Office to apply for a job.The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?""Yes," he says, "I was in Vietnam for three years."The interviewer says, "That will...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 17:38:00 GMT |
Little Billy |
The mom calls the husband a "bastard"and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch"and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?" and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bas...
Posted by on Wed, 31 May 2006 17:17:00 GMT |
The Challenge of Nows |
The past is only history, the future is only a prediction. Your opportunity is NOW. Right now, at the same moment you are reading this, you can start doing things you never thought you had time to do ...
Posted by on Sat, 20 May 2006 19:28:00 GMT |
