Westy

"I like girls with gaps in their teeth and a slight overbite. That fantastic!!!" "I think it sexy when a big piece of food gets stuck in their gap. I think thats fantastic." I like long walks in the rain, Naked. I think velvet is beautiful. Sometimes I like to get a good piece of velvet and..., well nevermind, (too personal). I like to bruise fruit at the grocery store on purpose, and shit down peoples chimneys at parties or such gatherings. I like to urinate in peoples windshield wiper fluid. I like to fart in a full car, roll up the windows, lock the doors and turn the heat on - I think thats fantasic! I like to rate my B.O. smell by good, bad or thats fantastic. I also like to grow my toenails very losng and cut my lovers heels while having sex - Thats really Fantastic.The most fantstic thing of all is me, the Westy.