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Poison Ivy

Lady Jayne the Wise

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Right. First things First, I am a Disney Maniac!(go figure!). I love it. Like God loves the beaver some would say! Beauty and the Beast is the most amazing Disney film EVER, but Hunchback of Notre Dame is definately the most Epic...ehm, yeh. as my screen anme would suggest, I am a Lady and I am very Wise. this has sprung from a very sad childhood of devouring books, watching discovery channel and visiting museums with my dad every weekend. I don't know where the Lady bit came from, You'd have to ask Jen who lives with me in Flat C (The C is for Sausausages by the by) in Ayr. My bestest mate in the world is Kimi and she dost maketh me very happy (and sometimes very drunk!) we have a great laugh most of the time, and the rest of the time we have a great bitch! My music tastes are way too wide to go into but I'm not really a dance/happy hardcore fan. I do love The RnB Dance sessions that me and Davido have at the Cathouse at the weekends though! I love to laugh, When I'm ill I like to eat Chicken and Rice soup that my grannie makes, it calms me down and makes me less like a velociraptor to look after. I love the Romantigoth style but alas cannot afford much on my measly student budget, one day that corset will be mine! I study Music Business, and one day plan to have my own cabaret-esque club or be a band manager. or do whatever I have to to survive lol. Harry Potter is my favourite series of books ever, and Slipper and the Rose is my Favourite film of all time :)I don't take shit from people, but I do like to see my nearest and dearest happy and will do all I can to ensure this. I will be loyal to my friends until they give me a reason not to be. oh, and I love to cook! now that I can do it fairly well and without killing people! if theres anything else you need to know, message me and ask it!This Could So Be Me...I Love this pic :)hahahaha!! My Kimi, how she doth make me laugh.a

My Blog

Drunken ramblings? perhaps.

Well, I have been out all night and I'm drunk to the bone. and you know what? I DON'T GIVE A SHIT! I am fed up with people taking advantage of me. everyone thinks that because I have "morals" I can be...
Posted by Poison Ivy on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 07:39:00 PST

Wheee!

Aw man! I have THE best new bed in the existence of New beds!! IT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE CONCRETE ANY MORE! I love my parents  wonder if I could take it to halls with me......? hmmm. Halls is cracking...
Posted by Poison Ivy on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 05:33:00 PST

Joggy Jog Jog!

Hahahaha! I just went jogging! Forgot that I am actual;ly the most unfit person in the world.... BUT! i shall persevere. by the end of summer I'm gonna be a lean mean jaynie machine!! WOOPAH! I have t...
Posted by Poison Ivy on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 06:07:00 PST

How You Know Your Life Is Fucked.

1) you work your fingers to the bone doing a shitload of stuff which directly disobeys your doctors orders and use a hell of a lot of stimulants to keep you going, so that when you finally DO stop you...
Posted by Poison Ivy on Sun, 06 May 2007 11:30:00 PST

I hate thinking up blog names

oooooooooooOOOOOOooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooooooo! guess what? my parental unit has vanished to Turkey on a romantic week away, and they've left me in charge of....well, everything! the house, any ...
Posted by Poison Ivy on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 07:25:00 PST

temper tantrum

..> hahaha! Jen had this on her bebo, thought it was pretty hilarious and quite accurate! ..>   * TESTICULATINGWaving your arms around and talking bollocks.* BLAMESTORMINGSitting round ...
Posted by Poison Ivy on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 07:18:00 PST

Homey Homeness

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! and thats all I have to say on the subject. okok, maybe a bit more than that. I'm stuck at home being Ill. I am sick and tired of being sick and tired. thats the only time...
Posted by Poison Ivy on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 06:03:00 PST

Christmas and New Year goodness!

firstly I AM HUNGRY!  I still cannot keep anything in me after that bloody thing on monday so its not even worth attempting food anymore. however, I have gone down a dress size in two weeks, so I...
Posted by Poison Ivy on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 06:23:00 PST

I Wanna Be Sedated!

Ahhhhhhhh. (that was a sigh of contentment there). I was indeed sedated earlier today in the hospital, and it was grand  so here is my epic tale! got up at around 6am to get to the hospital for ...
Posted by Poison Ivy on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 09:06:00 PST

6.36 am

Fuck. it is half 6 in the morning, I haven't been to bed, I dunno when my class is tomorrow, I'm wide awake and I'm on myspace. how badly do I suck?! lol! I'm gonna go and finish watching Waynes World...
Posted by Poison Ivy on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 10:39:00 PST