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Bitsy Beamer

About Me

I hail from a sleepy little hamlet in the Pacific Northwest called Spocompton! Being the youngest of thirteen children, trying to stand out and be a star was a true challenge, which thankfully I overcame rather quickly. Leaving my lovely hometown for the Bright lights and Big city where I could truly shine had always been my dream. My cross country tour of our nations truck stops came to an abrupt end in the enchanting city of Long Beach CA, after a few unfortunate incidents that I would not like to discuss at this time. Litigation is still pending! .. ..

My Interests

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I do enjoy the lovely company of other soccer moms such as myself! Currently I am accepting applications for the position of husband, provider, and all around handyman. Use and knowledge of a glue gun, rotisserie grill, and sewing machine is of utmost importance. There also is an urgent need for automatic air machine operators, as I just paid a crack head $2 to inflate the tires of my beautiful squeaky silver streak.

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