Was that an Echo or Did You Repeat the Refrain 25x? |
Dear Internet, The Refrain Song has been an invaluable tool for people with ADD or whatever that guy from Memento had, but for others it's annoying as a toddler asking the same damn...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 15:40:00 GMT |
Why You Shouldnt Dive into Rock Music |
Dear Internet,What topic better to run around with then Rock Music's affinity with superficial lyrics. Nothing stabs right at your heart with a rusty spoon better than a set of shallow lyrics. There ...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 14:39:00 GMT |
Billy Corgan presents...Billy Corgan! |
Dear Internet,From a very secretive source, I have received a copy of Billy Corgan's original statement about the Smashing Pumpkins' reunion that was posted briefly on his website in early April of 2...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 14:27:00 GMT |
A Guide to Disassembling the Worst Band in Rock |
Dear Internet, Oh, so you thought I was dead? Not quite, but there was a bit of a mix up when I fell asleep at the morgue. What? Nevermind. It's been well over a week without you Internet, due to mind...
Posted by on Fri, 05 May 2006 14:19:00 GMT |
25th Annual Song Bashing Extravaganza |
Dear Internet, Well that felt like the longest week ever since my last entry. In the previous week, I tore apart the very essence of Billy Corgan. If you don't remember reading it, that might be ...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 14:40:00 GMT |
Don't Blame Me, Pearl Jam Started It |
Dear Internet, Have I pissed off any Pearl Jam fans? Probably. Have I pissed on any Pearl Jam fans? Quite definitely. Did I single-handedly discount a once reputable band in only one sentence? Of...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 12:49:00 GMT |
Eww, I Stepped in Pearl Jam |
Dear Internet, Why is Pearl Jam still trying to make new albums? Doesn't Eddie Vedder know that grunge is dead? I mean it's not like they haven't put out a decent album since...well the 90's, which is...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 19:30:00 GMT |
Scott Stapp: The Final Chapter? |
Dear Internet, All right, this entry will be long, but it needs to be finished. I had no idea there was so much to write about someone so trivial. When we last left off, our Byronic hero Sapp was...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 17:23:00 GMT |
A Special Scott Stapp Update! |
Dear Internet, What a very big exclamation indeed. From Rolling Stone's latest issue comes an interview so incredible that you will absolutely feel compelled to buy their magazine. But don't beca...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 17:13:00 GMT |
The Scott Stapp Saga Part II |
Dear Internet, Part II now continues in: The Scott Sapp Saga. We will join in media res: ...which is why Scott Sapp had to have his stomach pumped. Well, let me get back on track here. The p...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 13:09:00 GMT |
