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I am here for Friends

About Me

i have 3 snakes... 2 ball pythons and a king snake Um... I like to be a smartass so you will have to put up with that... everyone tells me that im fun loving and fun to hang with... i hardly ever get mad... i usually always have a smile on my face... im definately a thrill seeker... anything that can scare me im all for... i will pretty much do just about anything also... i dont get embarrassed very often... Hell if i fall down i will get up and laugh it off.. i also have a 45 Automatic.. i love that gun.. i love shooting also.


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My Interests

massages- giving them and receiving them. swimming, going to bars, hanging with friends,bowling,embarrassing myself, playing pool, going to the stripclub, drinking, my snakes, anything that scares me, scary movies.

I'd like to meet:


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Music:

Nirvana, Aerosmith, Avenged Sevenfold, Linkin Park, Blink 182, Guns and Roses, ACDC, AFI, POD, New Found Glory, Switchfoot, System of a Down, Disturbed, Pussycat Dolls, Rap- but only to dance too...

Movies:

anything that can scare you. i love comedies too.

Television:

i love football. my favorite team is the New England Patriots. Go Patriots.. i love family guy and Futurerama also.

Books:

playboy and maxim.

Heroes:

Hugh hefner.. that lucky son of a bitch.

My Blog

my fucking brother is a fucking dick!

yeah so i get a call on my dads phone the other day. it was cathy the psycho bitch that called. aj my dick head no exsistant brother told her that he came to my house and found that it was a filthy me...
Posted by Life is short. Play naked on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 06:59:00 PST

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Posted by Life is short. Play naked on Fri, 04 May 2007 11:38:00 PST

I SURVIVED the EJECTION SEAT

the ejection seat was insane... i went on it with dixie.. i dont think i have ever been that scared in my life... i think i lost about 8 out the 9 lives that i have... it was fun but so fucking scary....
Posted by Life is short. Play naked on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 01:22:00 PST

MOLESTED BY 4 FEMALE STRIPPERS... HELL YEAH

Me and my friend dixie went to Shotgun Willies the other day... a stripclub... it was awesome... we had so much fun... i was on the table so many times... i hurt so bad from it... it was so fun though...
Posted by Life is short. Play naked on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 01:13:00 PST

Men! Cant live with them!! .... Cant live with out them!

KAILAH IS SO SAD.........Hi. I am living with this really hot chic named kailah. we snuggle because her boyfriend jeff dumped her. so yeah. i need a man to snuggle with me. nothing personal but kailah...
Posted by Life is short. Play naked on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST