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Simon Templar

Reality is relative to oneself...

About Me

Yes, yes yall! What's happenin' people? This is Timothy Fabulous comin' at ya! Wanna know more? Hit me up...

One
basic
truth can
be used as
a foundation for
a mountain of lies,
and if we dig down deep
enough in the mountain of lies,
and bring out that truth, to set it
on top of the mountain of lies; the entire
mountain of lies will crumble under the weight of
that one truth, and there is nothing more devastating to a
structure of lies than the revelation of the truth upon which
the structure of lies was built, because the shock waves of
the revelation of the truth reverberate, and continue to
reverberate throughout the Earth for generations to
follow, awakening even those
people who had no
desire to be
awakened
to the
truth

My Interests

We have many. Ask and you shall be told...

I'd like to meet:




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Tims

Terry Funk

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Ron Ron

Bamma

Taina

Carter

Sis

Jenny Jen

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Chicken

More soldiers -- Take a glance...

Music:

You name it...

Hip-Hop old and new, Rap, R&B, Soul, Motown, Classic Rock, Hard Rock, Alternative Rock, Indie Rock, Oldies, House, Techno, Foreign, Bachata, Reggae...

Movies:

Deep Inside Vanessa Del Rio spliced with wrestling(fuckin' Terry, lol) Nah, but seriously, I guess I'll attempt to make a list of favorites. I enjoy all genres, but I'm quite picky. Oh well, here goes...
Real Genius, Conspiracy Theory, Formula 51, The Transporter, The Cell, Hostel, Shaun Of The Dead, The Evil Dead Collection, Willow, The Neverending Story, Super Troopers, Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle, Porn, Ocean's Eleven, Riki Oh: The Story Of Ricky, The Saint, Saw, The Last Dragon, 5 Fingers Of Death, 5 Deadly Venoms, The Ninth Gate, National Treasure, 8mm, The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy, Kid With The Golden Arm, Full Monty, Indiana Jones Collection, Exorcist 1 & 2, Friday, Next Friday, Friday After Next, Porn, How High, Training Day, Uptown Saturday Night, Let's Do It Again, "I'm Gonna Git You, Sucka", Mo' Money, Don't Be A Menace..., White Chicks, Scary Movie 1 & 2, Clerks, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Mallrats, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, The Importance Of Being Earnest, Pi, Spy Game, War Games, Takedown/Trackdown, DieHard 1-3, Dead Alive, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon", Porn, The Village, Unbreakable, Signs, Close Encounters Of The Third Kind, X-Files The Movie, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Goonies, Stand By Me, The 'burbs, Toy Soldiers, National Lampoon's Last Resort, Dream A Little Dream 1 & 2, The Lost Boys, License To Drive, Porn, Maverick, Back To The Future 1-3, Wicker Park, Pulp Fiction, The Italian Job, Porkys 1 & 2, Kentucky Fried Movie, Uncle Buck, The Breakfast Club, Trading Places, Caddyshack, The Golden Child, Equilibrium, Beverly Hills Cop, Labrynth, Basquiat, The Doors, The Salton Sea, Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory(the original), Oldschool, Starsky & Hutch, Faces of Death series, The Outsiders, Bad Santa, Flatliners, Boiler Room, Sleepers, Porn, The Phantom Tollbooth, SE7EN, Lethal Weapon series...

Television:

X-Files, MacGuyver, Myth Busters, Family Guy, Bullshit, OZ, Da Ali G Show, Anything by Eddie Izzard, NYPD Blue, Law & Order, Discovery Channel, History Channel, Food Network, Public Access(Only in NYC)

TV basically sucks. Geared towards dulling the masses and the spread of ignorance.

Books:

Angels And Demons, Da Vinci Code, Behold A Pale Horse, The Necronomicon, The Great Gatsby, The Giver(low-level, yet interesting), Greek Mythology, plays by Samuel Beckett... a whole melange of shit...

My Blog

HOSTEL...

Read on with no worries, I will not ruin this movie for you.  I'm simply offering my opinion on the film -- not an outline.  I will refrain from spoiling your experience with details and suc...
Posted by Simon Templar on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 07:38:00 PST

Fuckin' Thiefs

So, I've decided to remove the poems I had displayed on my page.  I don't need people stealin' my shit.  Until they're copywritten, they will remain in my possesion.  Peace.
Posted by Simon Templar on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 01:33:00 PST

The maggots in the eye of love won't copulate.

Wheres the fuckin' love? We're moving towards global warming, yet, an ice age exists in the heart of man. Put on a sweater and smile.
Posted by Simon Templar on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Your uncle molests collies.

First blog -- fuckin' A!
Posted by Simon Templar on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST