The Jonatron - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I emerged from a volcano twenty thousand years ago and have been waiting for technology to evolve so that I can create a myspace page and network with beautiful total strangers. You want me, and that's ok. I want you, too. I am the Jonatron.

My Interests

I am interested in everything and nothing.

Music:

I am responsible for 79% of all music. Someone else does the R&B side of things.

Movies:

There have been attempts made to tell my story on the silver screen. Only Bruce Willis has the panache necessary to come close.

Television:

I have a Panasonic.

Heroes:

Don't make me laugh