There is no "i" in team but there is a "u" in cunt.
About Me
Sophieeee Isn't spelt with that many e's "Celibacy for celluloid!"
-Cecil, Cecil B. Demented I wish I looked like Hazel Court.
I like dreams and dreaming. I dream a lot.
I will probably never grow up.
Cornflakes make everything better.
I can't cut bread and I'm crap with cutlery.
I'm a vegetarian. Please don't ask me what I eat.
I'm waiting for a boy with more substance than "get you tits out".
I'm of the opinion that John Waters is a genius.
Don't be offended if I stop listening half way through a conversation. It's normal.
Wanda Jackson is cool.
I take my shoes off in restaurants and cinemas. I like taking the ice out of my glass in cafes, so I can suck on it.
I often trip over obvious things.
I hate different aspects of my face depending on my mood.
I like foreign supermarkets.
1950s rock 'n' roll and 1980s teen movies make me happy.
I'M BORED OF THE PREDICTABLE.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
No wankers.
No people who think they are fictional characters.
Whoever invented crispy m&ms so I can congratulate them.
