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*Heather*

I like to get drunk and hump things

About Me

You don't know me, you can't hold me, I'll slip through your hands I am one single grain of sand, You are free to love Happily received, You are free to love If that is all you need, I'm an empty space I can be replaced, So when you're finished with this dream Delete, begin to rewrite me..

True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

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My Interests

Football season has started . . . so at this time besides working, I am going to be with the people I love drinking and watching football

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet the poor bastard whose parents decided to name him Heather and make him the less than .1% of this statistic . . . that fuckng blows haha"More than 99.9 percent of people with the first name Heather are female. ". . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . and if you know me at all,

Music:

I love to rock it out, but I will listen to anything that sounds good . . . static-x, HIM, trapt, saves the day, the strokes, nonpoint, coheed and cambria, death cab for cutie, sevendust, paramore, saul williams, bright eyes, mudvayne, rise against, incubus, crossfade, thursday, underoath, thrice, the cure, the darkness, weezer, furtherseemsforever, red jumpsuit apparatus, finger eleven, the used, jet city fix, tool, journey, queen, AC/DC, Adam Ant, Led Zeppelin, Metallica . . . and so on, there's just too many to name . . . just blast it and watch me make a fool of myself

Movies:

THE BOONDOCKS SAINTS (best movie ever - O-B-kay-B!), GRANDMA'S BOY, Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Grind, SLC Punk, CKY videos, Haggard, Armageddon, Tombstone, Die Hard, The Notebook, Ferris Buellers Day Off, 300, Dumb and Dumber, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Tommy Boy, Spanglish, Meet the Fockers, Dead Poets Society, Dead End

Television:

Football and anything on the discovery channel

Books:

Choke and Lullaby . . . or anything having to do with astronomy or physics

Heroes:

The two best women in my life, that have since passed away, my aunt and my mom

My Blog

Fuck . . .

 Fuckin'... what the fuckin' fuck... who the fuck...fuck this fuckin'... how did you two fuckin' fucks... fuck!...
Posted by *Heather* on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 04:14:00 PST