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Whitley

I am pretty much the best, I wake up in the morning and I piss Excellence!!!

About Me

Thought I would update this. I am married to a wonderful girl named Teri. I have been living up in Eagan,MN since march working nonstop and watching baseball. Love the Red Sox. hate the yankees "I'm a rocker through and through. Here's a list of my favorite bands: AC/DC, Van Halen not Van Hagar, Skynyrd, Def Leppard". So your gonna' tell me that you don't have no black cats, no roman candles, or screaming mimis?Oh come on man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers? You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?

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whitley= hungover!

ugh I am hurting this morning!  we went out to old chicago last nite with josh, brady and leo brought his old lady.  I drank a lot!!!! a lot!!! I feel like something crawled into me and died...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 07:53:00 GMT

shitty day

so i got a call from my dad today and he said he had bad news... I new something was wrong... he asked if teri was home with me. I said yes and he said that my uncle tom burrier died in a car accident...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 17:25:00 GMT

yea!!!!!

i got the second interview!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so happy I think I have the job!!! over $30,000 my first fucking year!!! awww snap
Posted by on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 16:51:00 GMT

tired.....

ok so I am fucking tired!!!! last nite I couldnt sleep and was wired because mike and I decided to drink energy drinks at like 7:30 thinking it wouldnt last that long... well I decided to drive to mn ...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 10:14:00 GMT