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Richard

I am here for Friends

About Me

Northeast Fort Lauderdale, born and raised In my room is where I spent most of my days Gettin fat, playin, sleepin, all cool And chillin with the potheads outside of the school I got really bored It was really no good Started bein trouble in my neighborhood Mom didn't think this much too cool She said "Pack yo bags and get yo sorry ass up to school"I whistled for a cab but it was no dice The folks had their hands round my neck like a vice After some fights, I really couldn't care I said "Fuck it, just get me up there"I pulled up to McCollum about 7 or 8 Jumped out the van and yelled "Yo folks, smell ya later" I looked at my kingdom The parents were bucked At least til April, then I'm fucked.Oh, and...uh...I still want to do the eSurance chick.

My Interests

Videogames, movies, sleeping, eating, breathing, and other general things that don't suck.

I'd like to meet:

A banker, so I can get my fucking paycheck cashed! Cha-ching, bitches!

Music:

Classic rock, old-school heavy metal, and videogame and movie soundtracks.

Movies:

Star Wars (All Episodes), Payback, Kill Bill (both Volumes), Army of Darkness, Monty Python & the Holy Grail, South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut, Kung Fu Hustle, Platoon, Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood, The Good the Bad & the Ugly, Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Television:

The Simpsons (1989-1998), Married with Children, Cowboy Bebop, The Boondocks, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Beavis & Butt-Head, Futurama

Books:

Frankenstein, Catch-22, The Sum of All Fears

Heroes:

Al Bundy: King of Heroes and Bruce Campbell: The One True God