Brett - ProfilesArchive

About Me

My name is Brett... I'm 35 years old and just recently divorced. I put down "Single" because I think it sounds better(not that there's anything wrong with being divorced). See, if I were to put down "Divorced" everyone would be like, "Hmmm, why is he divorced? Did he beat his wife? Does he eat his scabs?" And I would have to answer "No" on both of those. Now of course I'm 35 and it says "Single," the question is "Hmmm, is he gay?" And he is not. Even though I did see Brokeback Moutain with my sister, which according to some folks I work with does make me gay. But I'm pretty confident that is not true. Oh, and I don't have any children despite the fact most of my pictures have me and kids in them. Turns out my friend Shell will only photograph me if there is a child of hers involved. She's a hard-ass. At this point in my life I'm not really looking for any type of serious relationship, however I'm always up for new people and new friends. Up until recently I was married for five years and I kind of like the independence. And the beer. Unfortunately I do work for a living which I've come to discover I do not care for. But apparently that's what adults do. Whoever came up with that rule kind of sucks.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Let's see, who would I like to meet? Anyone who's cool, friendly, understanding, nice, good sense of humor and who is not completely nuts. Although a little nuts can be good. Or bad. Trust me, I've met plenty of people who fit both bills. As for famous people, I have no need to meet any of them. Unless of course they want to sleep with me and/or give large sums of cash. Then by all means, let's get together.

My Blog

To keep my fingers warm...

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Posted by on Wed, 17 Dec 2008 03:57:00 GMT

Its about time...

Alright. I am back. Much like the fall season of television, I have re-arrived. And also much like the fall season of television, I offer lots of crap and even more pointless crap.&n...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 20:24:00 GMT

My new love...

So, I think I may be in love again. It's kind of a long, strange story, but one I am willing to share with each and every one of you. Because, let's face it, I have some time on my hands a...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 19:27:00 GMT

This is not really a blog...

Okay, as gay as it might seem, I do take a bit of pride in my blogs. I know, it's kind of lame and shit, but really, it's kind of become to be a bit of a big deal to me. So this thing I am...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 08:00:00 GMT

New Year's Resolutions...

Okay, it's the beginning of a new year. And someone mentioned to me that I should come up with a list of New Year's Resolutions. And of course since I've never heard of such a thing...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 18:30:00 GMT

A mother grabbing snow day mother grabbers...

Oh man, this might be the greatest day ever. Or at least one of the top 100 days of my life. A snow day. And sure, your top 100 days may have more significance or meaning or purpose ...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 19:44:00 GMT

Here we go again...

Alright, it's been awhile. And I'm sure you're all clamoring to read some more pointless crap and let me proclaim myself the king of spewing pointless crap. It's what I do. It's who I am. I am a wort...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 19:11:00 GMT

I cannot believe I'm still typing crap...

First off, it's a damn pain in the ass to try and type this then spell-check it then paste it then have to put in all the "'" things that myspace drops. It kills me. It's like running some sort of as...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 05:14:00 GMT

Even more random crap...

Alright, over the past couple of weeks I've had some more time to think. And, I attended two more MU games, a great rainy day on Homecoming where my beloved Tigers ended 13 years of futility against ...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 17:39:00 GMT

Tigers lose, Brett pouts, gets mad, curses, etc...

Alright, so I'm sitting here. And I have a beer. And a keyboard. And an aggravated soul(yea, I just thought of that--I am like a freaking magician of the written word). Did I m...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 18:50:00 GMT