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I live in Ludington, Michigan.
I live with my brothers Will and Terry, Eva the German Shepherd, and Baby Kitty & Cosmo the cats.
I like having people around to hang out.
I like Tuesday night meetings.
Thanksgiving is one my favorite holiday because you get to eat like a king,
and you get to spend time with the family just like Christmas
without spending so much damn money.
I absolutely LOVE Halloween Fourth of july is my also favorite holiday because... well,
it is July and I like fireworks, BBQs, and beer.

Someday when I'm old I'd like to own a pristinely restored 1973 Ford Maverick (my first car)
My Suzuki LTZ400 is probably the most fun I've had with my clothes on. I like to leave the toilet seat up. Ladies I'm not trying to be rude,
But isn't just as easy for you to put it down?
I really really HATE to fold laundry.
Fuck it Dude, Let's go Bowling.
Not quite as well as the Dude and Walter, but hey we can roll!
My Cat's Breath Smells Like Catfood!

My Interests

The O'Banions have a way with movie stars.

Eva, My new German Shepherd. She loves the beach too.

Da Beach.

RIP KAISER SOZE!

Miss Emily and I at Fife Lake Adventure Camp 2006.

I am a fan of summertime activity.
Although I do try to enjoy all the seasons, I get really sick of wintertime.
I love to play on my new quad and not freeze.
I like camping at sand lake campground which is right by Dublin General Store and they have the best beef jerky.
I like hiking at the state park.
Casting a nice cold trout stream on a hot sunny day for a couple hours is really a tough day to beat,
or just laying around at the beach with a cooler of ice-cold beer on a hot day, thats paradise!
I love to sit around a campfire at night. I like to cook a nice meal for my friends and family. My favorite meal is prime rib, medium rare with a twice-baked potato.

Miller High Life is my favorite beer.

I think Michael Berryman is a very funny looking man.
(He's a character in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest)

Even though I think Jessica Simpson is kind of an idiot,
I guess I wouldn't have too much of a problem weighing those out.
One in each hand just to make sure one is not heavier than the other.

I really like to play on my four-wheeler.

I'd like to meet:

Ron Burgandy and the channel 4 news team.

Dave Attell... kinda looks like a terrorist.

Penlope Cruz... Hot!

Gabrielle Anwar... This chick is in Scent of a Woman and I think she's beautiful.

Music:

I DO NOT LIKE THE EAGLES

But, I have over 30 gigs of music in my collection and it grows every day. My music tastes are diversified.

Isn't this a wonderful picture?

Movies:

I have over a hundred great movies that I really enjoy.

Television:

Everyday during lunch I watch The Young and The Restless. At night I am a channel surfer, or I watch in-demand stuff.
I like the History channel, Food Network, and on Monday I'll watch two and a Half Men, and some other sit-coms..
Since I was a young kid, I've always LOVED The Price is Right, but I cant watch it anymore, because I have to work.
My all-time favorite sit-coms are All in the Family and Roseanne. I love Nick@nite.
Oh, and of course how can you beat The Family Guy.

Books:

I am not a bookworm.
That last book I read was Lee Iacoca's autobiography.
It was an interesting history lesson on the automotive industry,
so I read thru it pretty easily.
Typically I watch movies because it only takes a couple hours instead of a couple weeks.
When I was in highscool, I once did a book report on this children's book...

Heroes:

R.I.P.

Price is wrong, BITCH!

I don't give a DAMN!

My Blog

Impressed

Well after being pestered (in a good way) by Stacy I finally went to the dentist yesterday. I wasn't intentionally avoiding the dentist for so long, I just didn't have dental insurance cove...
Posted by Self on Tue, 06 May 2008 06:28:00 PST

April 22

So today is my 27th birthday, and I am looking forward to a nice meal with my family. I had a fun party on Saturday, because Saturday is a much better day to drink heavily than Tuesday.&n...
Posted by Self on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 06:51:00 PST

April 22

The age old debate

Over the years, I have always stood strong with a prefrence to a gas grill. Last year mine went to shit so I spent most of the season using the charcoaler, and i started out this season doing th...
Posted by Self on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 06:11:00 PST

a new meaning to the term "fire water"

ALLEGAN, Mich. (AP) -- A man who nearly died after accidentally drinking some drain cleaner is out of the hospital, minus his stomach, part of his esophagus and about 25 pounds. Allen Wells, 37, of Al...
Posted by Self on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:15:00 PST

Oh the public...

So it’s 9:41 am and I saw a guy out on the lot. I walked over toward him to see if he wanted tolook at a car. The fucker was standing there pissing. In the daytime... never a d...
Posted by Self on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 06:47:00 PST

Some people’s kids...

WAYCROSS, Ga. (AP) A group of third-graders plotted to attack their teacher, bringing a broken steak knife, handcuffs, duct tape and other items for the job and assigning children tasks inclu...
Posted by Self on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 08:15:00 PST

ARE-VEEE

My friend Matt Hintze just got a new ARE-VEE. I walk past his place last night withmy dog and saw him draining it, appearently "The Shitter’s full." I snapped a pic for you all to se...
Posted by Self on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 08:57:00 PST

What a DORK.

At work we get to listen to 97.7 "coast FM" which plays an enourmous amount of boring music. Its the only station that will come in thru this steel building these days. So today Kenn...
Posted by Self on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 10:30:00 PST

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