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About Me

Well, let's see.... After a year the likes of which I'd never seen before, the past few months have one hell of a roller coaster ride.... You find out who you friends are... There's more truth in that one statement than in all the shit I've ever wrote on myspace. I'm a 26 year-old alumni of a little place called Putney. Maybe you've heard of it! Still doing the damn things, and continue to be a thorn in the side of those who would like to keep McMichaels down, and trust me, the list grows by the hour... But there 3 things you can be sure of in this life: Death, Taxes, and the fact the McMichaels don't lay down for anybody!And yes, McMichaels was in the same building with the Heart Break Kid for that one!!!! Whooooo!!!!!I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

My Interests

Well, lets start with the obvious first on my list... Marty loves the ladies.... Life without wrestling? Negative GhostRider! Ya, I can't play a real guitar for shit, but Dragonforce has and will be RIPPED by McMichaels, and even the Hitman on occasion....

I'd like to meet:

The things I'd do to this woman are illegal in 4 states... He Don't lay down for NOBODY!!! The Best there is in Sports Entertainment Today... Greatest actor of all time, hands-down.

Music:

Are you kidding me? Ya, the best there is today in Hard Rock ladies and Gentlemen.... Holy Motherfucking Diver!!!!! I love my little Evil Angels.... Ya, I listen too her... Anybody that doesnt' like that, can take a long walk off a short cliff!!!

Movies:

Cult classic, and quite possibly the most entertaining cat murder scence in the history of modern cinema.... Ummm... Let's see. Awesome cars, 50 cal sniper rifles, and women falling at your feet? I don't think I've had dreams this good! I actually watched this in the hotel in Valdosta while Chad and Lee went clubbing, and why I just admitted to that I have no idea... I quote this movie at least 5 times a day.... Marty's supersonic!

Television:

The Ratings leader week in and week out. Ya, me and the good Doctor have alot in common... Yes, I watch it. Every week. The secret's out! Do Work Son! Do Work! Brook, I'm sorry Hulk Hogan is your father. Really I am...

Books:

Best Science-Fiction saga of all time.... King of the Deathmatch, and a damn good author to boot...

Heroes:

Shawn Michaels. He's never backed down, and after all the things he's been through, he's standing tall. Especially to have come this far in his profession not being the biggest wrestler on the roster. My brother Ryan Stratis. He's proof that if you put your mind to it, anything is possible. I love you Ryan. My boy Rob Michaels, who's another success story. On his way to being a movie star, and doing it PutneySyle. The Prince of all Sayiens, Vegeta! He's the ultimate anti-hero."There's one thing a Stratis always keeps, HIS PRIDE!!!!"

My Blog

Jr., or Sr.?

Hi Morgan! That's what I heard at the close of my Thursday evening faithful readers of the Putney Report.... You know, normally it's me that can't say the right name, or speak at all as here lately, I...
Posted by Marty on Fri, 16 May 2008 08:06:00 PST

Marty’s supersonic....

Yes that right, after thinking very hard about it, the offer to help General Wes Morland, "Make it Rain" on a Wed night has been accepted.... What can I say I'm a glutten for punishment! And then some...
Posted by Marty on Wed, 14 May 2008 03:19:00 PST

Changing of the Guard.....

You know it really pains me to admit to the fact that although I still try to go out and live my life like I was still 18, I'll be 27 in July....And while I may not be as old as some of my other Putne...
Posted by Marty on Wed, 14 May 2008 04:12:00 PST

And the hits just keep on coming...

Ladies and Gentleman of the Digital Jungle, McMichaels is back with the weekend update, so hold on tight, the Putney Report is coming at ya! This past Friday night, Rick Rude was on call and had to wo...
Posted by Marty on Sun, 11 May 2008 12:31:00 PST

All Buisness....

That's right ladies and gentlemen of the digital jungle, an albeit hungover, while alert and up, Marty McMichaels is back with the Friday Night update, so take a breath prepare yourself, the Putney Re...
Posted by Marty on Sat, 10 May 2008 06:46:00 PST

Cinco de Mayo!!!!!

What up boys and girls of the digital jungle, McMichaels back with a weekday update to the maddness that is the Putney Report.... Monday I came back to my new place of residence(Thanks Edith!) there w...
Posted by Marty on Wed, 07 May 2008 02:04:00 PST

Gotta roll with it, Adapt... Iching And Shit...

You know the last report was a shoot from the hip extremely pissed affair that was directly after a very heated arguement with my closest friend.... And I said somethings I shouldn't have.... Like tha...
Posted by Marty on Fri, 02 May 2008 02:01:00 PST

Here’s a Tip.....

I've never made any excuses for the things I've done in life. And, I've always made it a point while being honest, never to use this Blog as spring-board for what's been going on in my life.... Well, ...
Posted by Marty on Fri, 02 May 2008 09:37:00 PST

J-E-L-L-O!!!

Friday night ladies and Gentlemen, was a very long, alcohol drenched, entertaining evening to say the least, so here's the long and short of what went down.... Me, Rick Rude, and Wes Craven started ou...
Posted by Marty on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:02:00 PST

MMA?

Welcome back to the Putney Report. Just a few things to report this time around, and since it's Friday, you all know what I'll be getting into a little later... McMichaels has grown into his position ...
Posted by Marty on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 10:13:00 PST