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Jen

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About Me

I fucking hate the holidays. I mean, from a retail perspective. Waiting on fucking morons who get out of the house once a year to massacre a gift list. "Do you have a bag with handles? What about plastic?" Don't you think if I had handles or plastic I would give you the option? This ain't Safeway, it's a fucking record store. We got paper, no handles. You think maybe you could deal with it for the 5 minutes it'll take you to get to the car?! And while you're at it, peel that goddamn price tag off your own damn self, I got a line. I guess I don't mind the actual helping of people to find the thing they're looking for- just the checking out point where they turn into mewling 2 year olds. Seriously- you're like 50 years old- act like it.

My Interests

Calling kettles black.

I'd like to meet:

Dunno. No one. Oh wait, was I supposed to say "someone that challenges me, expands my boundaries and makes me grow as a human being?" because that shit is gay.

Music:

So I'm around music all the freaking time so here's some stuff I like right now: Pink Floyd, Black Mountain, Pink Mountaintops, ZZ Top, Black Angels, The Sword, U2, Serge Gainsbourg, Flaming Lips, AC/DC, Rolling Stones, T. Rex, Pantera, Lyrics Born, RJD2, Built to Spill, Explosions in the Sky, Mogwai, Kings of Leon, L7, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Tristeza, Tom Petty's Damn the Torpedos, Black Heart Procession and all fuck'n YACHT ROCK. Keep it smooothe.

Movies:

Repo Man, The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, Full Metal Jacket, Dazed and Confused, Pink Floyd Live at Pompeii, Wet Hot American Summer, This is Spinal Tap, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Billy Madison, Barfly, Apocalypse Now, Animal House, Office Space, Melvin Goes to Dinner, Serpico, Pink Panther movies, Wes Anderson movies, Strange Brew, River's Edge, Kurt Russell movies

Television:

Basketball, Football, Soccer. Discovery Channel, History Channel, Turner Classic Movies.

Books:

Dude. I just discovered the library. It rules!

Heroes:

We don't need another hero.

My Blog

Plano Senior High School

Holy shit. I just typed in my graduating year for my high school and only recognized about 5 people out of 100. Also for some reason most of the girls were religified and batshit crazy for Jebus. H...
Posted by Jen on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 03:19:00 PST

vomit

really and truly 90% of you make me sick. maybe a little more.
Posted by Jen on Tue, 23 May 2006 10:02:00 PST

10 gin and tonics make me all right

The amount of gin and tonics I've had tonight should've/would've/could've killed a freakin' elephant. Went and saw Built to Spill. They really brought it tonight- sometimes they don't- tonight they d...
Posted by Jen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST